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A Tail of Two Mascots: or, Roareeo and Milliet

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 42 Comments

While the lucky among us are having either stressful finals sex, or fuck-it-I’m-graduating-and-I-ain’t-doing-it-a-virgin sex, our noble collegiate mascots have their own erotic story of deprivation and degradation to tell. An anonymous author shares the first part of this Bwog-exclusive series. There will be flirting, foreplay, sex, and hopefully playful “experimentation” between roommates. But before you send this […]

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Senior Wisdom: Brenden Cline

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 42 Comments

Another senior bestows his wisdom upon us heathens. Name, school: Brenden Cline, Columbia College Claim to fame: I’m the guy to blame for the ranked choice voting system that let CU Charge win the last CCSC election (jk Aki!). I once flustered Ann Coulter. I also started the GreenBorough Special Interest Community on 114th. Full resume available […]

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Dead White Guys: Butler Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 7 Comments

Bwog’s resident Portraiture Enthusiast Mahima Chablani returns with a second edition of Dead White Guys. This time, she’s here to provide the captions for the paintings surrounding the main stairs in Butler—no one is physically tall enough to come close to reading them. Next time you walk in, stop moaning about bed bugs and Redbull […]

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Hawklines: Hawk Baby Drama!

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 12 Comments

NYU’s adopted hawk family, Violet and Bobby, have been the subject of a lot of concern recently. Bird experts, and Bwog, claimed that the pair’s eggs past due earlier this week, but to the shock and surprise of live stream viewers, one chick has since emerged! College students aren’t the only people who procrastinate in/on […]

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Boringside Heights: It’s Finals, But the World Keeps a-Changin’

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 0 Comments

The real world has no finals. (Unless you count taxes.) Here’s what’s happened around you while you were cooped up in the library:

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Let’s Go Europe

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 16 Comments

Europe is scary! For those of you considering a summer romp through the continental continent, Caitlyn Levin, an Actual European, details her journey through Europe and describes the workings of the mysterious Eurail system. The cultured man’s choo-choo train. If you’re thinking about traveling around Europe this summer, you’ve probably already heard the term “Eurail” […]

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Senior Wisdom: Benjamin Weiner

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 37 Comments

Rise and shine with a warm cup o’ wisdom Name, school: Benjamin Weiner, Columbia College Claim to fame: I wish it were getting my songs stuck in people’s heads. It’s probably having embarrassingly luscious locks for sophomore and junior year. Where are you going? Bonnaroo. Then a long nap. Then working on Pants the Musical with Katie […]

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Ain’t No Party Like a 209 Party

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 3 Comments

Cause a 209 party is—educational. And from the looks of that label, it looks like this guy was nursin’ it for some time. Cheers, buddy. Note the dual coping mechanisms: behind the beer hangs a Nightline flyer that reads, “I’ve got 99 problems and then some.”

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Bwoglines: Long Awaited Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 3 Comments

Yesterday, Yale voted to restore ROTC, just days after Stanford voted to do the same. (YDN, Stanford Daily) Famous playwright Tony Kushner, CC ’78, was slated to receive an honorary degree from CUNY, until one trustee objected and CUNY scrubbed his nomination. A lot of people cried foul, so now it looks like he’ll get […]

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Orgo Night Review: Republicans, Watermelons, and Your Childhood

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 26 Comments

Chief Ref Room Correspondent Sameea Butt forayed a floor below her usual spot to recap yesterday evening’s this morning’s Orgo Night. If you want to see video, you can check out one from a commenter or CUMB’s YouTube channel. There was a little more excitement than expected in 209 last night, as the crowds sweated it out […]

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Senior Wisdom: Dhruv Vasishtha

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 59 Comments

The wisdom keeps on comin’ with this thrice nominated senior. Name, School: Dhruv Vasishtha, Columbia College Claim to fame: Ex-president of Columbia Parliamentary Debate, Unbearingly excited COHOP leader, Mayor of McBain 8 2008-2009 and recently of handing Snoop Dogg a cup of gin and juice while he was performing said song. Where are you going? […]

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Overseen: Is There No Justice?

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 13 Comments

It’s that time of year…

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Actual Wisdom: Tom Harford

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actual wisdom
actual wisdom 2014
deans got jokes
oh we will enjoy every sandwich
rip punk
tom harford
we're always impressed by how profs answer the oral sex or cheese question

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Bwog In Bed: Getting The Hell Out Edition

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bwog in bed
Columbia Core: teaching your to roll with the exhautic
finals are just as bad as Cuban prison sure
passionate love for Jenny Slate that is not at all platonic
Study Tip maybe just a little inspired by "The Middle"

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Meditations On Carman

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carman
carman aesthetics
carman is not ur prison
cheap alcohol
fluorescent lights
is that actually a sylvia plath quote or is it one of those misattributed quotes that dumb ppl make their instagram captions
neon signs
sloppy freshmen
ugly buildings

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Holidays On The Cheap

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bwog gets cheap
cat food recommendations not from personal experience obvs
crazy stallions
holidays on the cheap
tender: the only way we like our liver
thoughtful gift-giving
yung dolla sign

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Bwog In Bed: Bring The Noize Edition

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BRING THE NOIZE WHEN WE RUN UPON THEM
bwog in bed
bwog in boston
colbert
computing in context
m.i.a.
matangi
was gonna link to a clip of "treat yoself" from parks and rec but decided to be more ~subtle~ than that
why's ur tattoo some ugly-looking thing

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Vampire Weekend Isn’t The Last Columbia Band

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ampersand
Columbia music
ezra if you're reading this: we still love you
it's just a music kind of day here at bwog
our classmates are cool
shameless plug
shoutout to these people for finding time to make music

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The Final(s) Push Playlist

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212 will always be a jam
f u thursday finals
instead of studying bwog has just been making playlists on spotify this whole time
playlists
vampire weekend is always a solid choice
we rump shake like iggy through butler
you can do this

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At Two Swords’ Length: Am I Clean?

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at two swords' length
ATSL
bwog too is a diamond
from the issue
showering can totally be a struggle during finals
the blue and white

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