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BREAKING: Dean Moody-Adams Resigns

By Bwog Staff on Aug 21, 2011 50 Comments

An active member of the alumni network who wished to remain anonymous forwarded us the following email, purportedly sent by the Dean of Columbia College, explaining her resignation as of June 30, 2012. Dated yesterday, August 20th, the message has quickly spread by email, according to two active alumni tipsters. Although it is addressed to “friends,” […]

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Operation Ivy League Plot Thickens

By Bwog Staff on Aug 21, 2011 6 Comments

But not really. A tipster sent in this screenshot of The Atlantic Wire homepage. The typo has since been corrected.

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Cupcake Alert

By Bwog Staff on Aug 20, 2011 34 Comments

Eliza Shapiro, who knows the culinary landscape of Morningside Heights like no other, was quick to alert us to the very important development of a new Crumbs Bake Shop at 108th and Broadway. It will take up residence in the shopfront which formerly housed Crystal Gourmet. We hope this won’t be accompanied by gang violence. […]

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Purse Snatching Incident on Campus

By Bwog Staff on Aug 19, 2011 23 Comments

Disconcerting news: about an hour ago, Ella Wagner, CC’13, witnessed a purse snatching incident by the side entrance to Butler. “I was sitting at one of the tables outside Jay when I heard a yell,” she reports. “I turned and saw a woman chasing what looked like a white guy with dreads, yelling ‘Stop, thief!’ […]

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Brunch Chronicles: Out With the Old, In With the…Same Thing

By Sylvie Krekow on Aug 19, 2011 10 Comments

We know that Deluxe has divine blueberry pancakes, but we at Bwog believe it’s time to diversify your dining portfolio. In our Brunch Chronicles, we will take our time and gladly overeat at leisure any time before 1 pm. In this latest addition, Bwog’s intrepid brunch warriors Brian Wagner and Sylvie Krekow checked out Il […]

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Improv Everywhere to Improve Activities Fair

By Bwog Staff on Aug 18, 2011 8 Comments

Improv Everywhere, the guerilla performance group that masterminds incredible public displays of silliness all over New York City, has teamed up with the (now suddenly hip) CUArts. The Mp3 Experiment Columbia University is the latest iteration of a well-established IE mission, and will definitely be the best orientation activity ever planned in the history of […]

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Sophomores Waitlist Housing Out

By Bwog Staff on Aug 18, 2011 7 Comments

Hey all of you sophomores who had a bad time of housing—you’re finally off the waitlist! A tipster has informed us that although Housing has not yet emailed him, he has seen his assignment on the one and only Star Rez. Frog w/ champagne via Wikimedia.

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SocketHop: There’s an App for That Us!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 18, 2011 20 Comments

Welcome back to SocketHop, where Bwog locks the few engineers on staff into a room and makes them explain things. We’ve covered tools to help you be more productive and new operating systems for your computer before, and today we take a look at a new Columbia app for your Android smartphone. That’s right, our […]

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Core Professors Revealed, the Section Shuffling Begins

By Bwog Staff on Aug 16, 2011 24 Comments

We check SSOL so you don’t have to! A few days ago, Lit Hum and CC profs were unmasked, and today Art and Music Hummers should be up too. Bonus points if your Core professors are actually on CULPA. (Hint: they never are.) Google away then wallow or rejoice!

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Summer Shenanigans

By Bwog Staff on Aug 16, 2011 32 Comments

Some overseen estival silliness from campus. Interpretations are welcome:

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Carpet Diem

By Bwog Staff on Aug 15, 2011 17 Comments

Here are the things you could do at Koronet’s last semester: Gorge yourself on giant pizza slices Use the awning as a smoking haven when it’s raining out, you want a cigarette, and the Mel’s bouncers are being particularly ornery Abuse the parmesan cheese and red pepper flake station Here are the things you can […]

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Does Hawkma Read Bwog?

By Bwog Staff on Aug 12, 2011 17 Comments

After initial fears over her potential demise, Hawkmadinejad has not only risen from the dead, but seems intent on becoming a prominent campus fixture. In both of the recently tipped photos Hawkma appears to be watching us—does Hawkma wish to catch a glimpse of life as Columbia student or has Hawkma turned her powerful gaze […]

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Midnight Dog Salon

Henry Litwhiler 1

brutish art and buried dreams
bwog abuses the em-dash
here be dog puns
how does a chain maintain a B health rating?
I don't even like dogs
non-sexual applications of the word flaccid
solipsistic scum

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Where Should You Go For Spring Break?

Bwog Staff 3

at least we didn't send you to our home towns
bwog is basically a magic 8 ball
bwog quizzes
honestly Bwog just really loves pop quizzes
midterm procrastination tools
procrastinate with bwog
this is just like the magic conch shell from spongebob
where should you go for spring break

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

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Bwog is basically Abilify
bwog meeting tonight
can we get confirmation on those side effects?
catering courtesy of the halal cart on 115
food friends and fun as always
fuck your house of cards come to the bwog meeting instead
meeting announcement
midterms are right around the corner!

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Bucketlist: Sustainable Development, Poets, And Violentology

Max Rettig 0

book talks are fun
bucket list
in like a LION
instability in egypt
is violentology even a real word
it's a global week
PrezBo would be ecstatic
tesla but not the car
the earth is flat
very politics

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Bwoglines: The Dress Edition

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#sunday edition
Blue and Black
bwoglines
Dressgate 2015
Faustus references look at how learned we are
honestly the dress is just ugly and ugly
Momma Bwog sees white and gold tbh
The Dress
White and Gold

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The Question Of Faculty Inclusion In The Sexual Respect Program

Eric Cohn 11

bwog offers a critique
questions for our administration
sexual assault
sexual harassment
Sexual Respect

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Here’s Your Quality Of Life Survey Drinking Game

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drinking with bwog
Hobbesian forces
printing
quality of life survey
Troubles with Columbia's wifi
You actually used the showers in McBain

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Nobody Asked Tats: DUFF Edition

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bwog's in cc rn
bwog's roommate did laundry for them once
don't pop your friends' pimples
duff is actually supposed to be a good movie we don't know what to make of this
if you have to ask it's probably you
if you want to lose all faith in humanity look up ugly fat in shutterstock
mortality its lack of morality
seriously what the fuck are health clubs
tbqh marx is the answer to misogyny we're quite confident of this
ugly slob
what's a good acne cream bwog's experiencing late-onset puberty

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