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Senior Wisdom: Alex Gortman

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 54 Comments

Before entering the real world, another senior advises his successors. Name, School: Alex Gortman, Creative Writing CC ‘11 Claim to fame: Over the course of a semester, I met a few times with Zadie Smith, a woman both intimidating and beautiful, who once introduced me to her pug dog who, I’m pretty sure, called me […]

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Senior Wisdom: Learned Foote

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 29 Comments

Learn from Learned in this next installment of Senior Wisdom. Name, school: Learned Foote, Columbia College Claim to fame: My e-mail address is on a bunch of spam filters because I send out the Weekly Growler for CCSC. People think my name is a joke and I’m not a real student. Where are you going? […]

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Bwog Personals: Immanuel Kant

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 9 Comments

Just cause Valentine’s Day has passed doesn’t mean the lovin’ will stop. This lonely philosopher seeks companionship on a day when many people will be thinking about him… Name, Year, School, Major: Immanuel “Manual” Kant (They call me a “hands on” kind of guy) UKönigsberg 1744, Jazz Studies Preference (guy for guy, etc.): Mind for […]

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Last Minute Luck

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 7 Comments

CC 2014’ers and 2013’ers are about to sit down for a taxing, excruciating three hours, in which they expound on the entire history of Western thought. Lit Hum and CC finals are happening today, which explains the flurry of flustered kids heading to Hamilton at 12:30. Bwog wishes you the best of luck, and gently […]

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Bwoglines: Mixed Bag Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 1 Comments

Bwog’s favorite Nobel laureate Joseph Stiglitz tells America like it is. His advice? Listen to the IMF. (Slate) The J-School recently awarded Al Jazeera English with the Columbia Journalism Award for “singular journalism in the public interest.” Bestowed in light of Al Jazeera English’s recent coverage of the 2011 revolutions in the Middle East, this is […]

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Dinner and a Show

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 30 Comments

Just because finals start tomorrow in earnest doesn’t mean you can’t have fun tonight! At midnight in 209, CUMB hosts Orgo Night. There will be music, shouting, school spirit, and Barnard jokes. Speaking of the ladies across Broadway, tonight is another Midnight Breakfast. There will be barrels of free food. Barnard seniors may start munching […]

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Spoiler Alert!

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 26 Comments

It all began when Bwog overheard this conversation: Freshman Girl: Hey, so how did Pride and Prejudice end? Freshman Boy: Oh, they get married. FG: Really? Like her and Darcy? FB: Like yeah. How did you get into this school anyway? We realized that many of you Freshman and Sophomore types might not have had […]

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Senior Wisdom: Zoe Lubitz

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 27 Comments

In honor of Orgo Night, Senior Wisdoms continue with the marching band’s flautist extraordinaire. Name, school: Zoe Lubitz, Columbia College Claim to fame: CUMB Flutist, COÖP Leader (yeahhh bikers), Flute Choir President, former JJ6-er who indeed still takes the elevator Where are you going? Forward. You know those old people who say college was the best […]

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Lit Hum Study Guide: A Semester In Song

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 7 Comments

Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already studying for your Lit Hum final! It seems like just yesterday when you were loading taxidermy rodents into your blue bins. In honor of the big test, we’re recycling this gem of a post, and adding a few updates. Below, Bwog presents a playlist of songs with references to […]

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A Conversation with Joan Tower

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 2 Comments

Hailed as one of the most successful female composers of all time, 3-time Grammy winner, Joan Tower, will be at our very own Miller Theatre tonight. The living legend spared some time to talk to Bwog’s ivory tickling enthusiast Carolyn Ruvkun about “DWEMs” and dead lettuce. Bwog: How would you describe your music? Joan Tower: […]

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Senior Wisdom: Stephanie Riederman

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 38 Comments

Hey kids, learn things from your elders… Name, school: Stephanie Riederman, CC Claim to fame: Sanctum editor, Hillel board member, Erstwhile hip-hop blogger, Honorary Swede, The girl who lost her purse Monday night and started sobbing in the middle of 1020. Where are you going? As of now unclear. I’m trying to get my Toby […]

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Which Park Should I “Study” In?

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 10 Comments

Okay so you’re basically not allowed on campus again until after graduation, and now you’re all mopey because Snoop is gone from your life and you have nine papers due tomorrow. Good news, friends! Snoop may not be comin’ back, but we have it on the best authority that there are three (3) lovely destinations […]

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In Defense Of: Not Studying Abroad

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2 poor 2 travel
bwog gets sappy
In Defense Of
rory gilmore never studied abroad so neither will we
studying abroad in the spring means missing bacchanal just a reminder
studying abroad is for chumps
we heart new york like the t-shirt says
we were just too lazy to actually go through the application process
who would want to miss out on a whole semester of columbia school spirit and fun?

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What Television Show Could You Watch By Dropping A Class?

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back of the envelope calculations
bwog actually doesn't watch that much tv
drunk math!!!!!!1!
lazy bwog
netflix is my boyfriend
netflix taste preferences reveal the truth
the extent of bwog's math ability
the snowstorm did nothing to help our motivation

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Live At Lerner: Chelsea Reject

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always accidentally typing "liver" instead of "live"
chelsea reject
come thru
free food
get cultured
live at lerner
thankful for a new schedule

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Bwoglines: After The Storm Edition

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"bwog do you DRINK???"
*links to britney's toxic video*
bwoglines
drake got us through the snow day
GOTTA GET THE BREAD AND MILK
international got us through the snow day
snow day more like sludge day
take a shot for me
we made it yeah we made it

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Juno Got Us All Feelin’ Some Type Of Way

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all people in the but plz stand up
can i get a yeeeet tho
extremely loud and incredibly close
extremely snowy and incredibly phallic
flashing lights
juno
money is the anthem of SUCCESS
no class... ZONE
prezbo
tag game vicious
teenage pregnancy?
the juno movie soundtrack is just made of songs that are "indie" and involve "whistling"
we are mature college students

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Rooms Fall Apart (And So Do We)

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dementors
EXPECTO PATROooOONUM
maintenance guys might like you
rooms fall apart
tiling is just an excuse for love
when ur room is home to a geyser <333

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We Tried The Ricardo Morales Diet

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ants on a rod brings back those kindergarten memories
dear public safety friends
law and order and pizza
ricardo morales
ricky roo
that bite out of crime tasted like chicken
tippecanoe and ricky roo too

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The Official Lit Hum Drinking Game

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<3 THE BIBLE
ambrosia is the new drink of choice
can i ditch the health services cup and drink it in some ancient grecian pottery?
Dribkgin Wit Hbwog
drinking with bwog
drunk in (ancient western canon) love
homer more like HOMIEr
lit hum
the literary canon > cannon's
vomit free since 93? more like vomit free since 2 hours ago
what's that in ur cup?

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