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Overseen: A Day Like This Deserves Ice Cream

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 10 Comments

One unfortunate Wienie was devastated upon returning to the communal fridge—rather than the comforting icy delights of Ben & Jerry’s, this Wiener found nothing at all. Not sure we want to think about where that ice cream could possibly have been…

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Senior Wisdom: Justin Chow

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 44 Comments

Next, we hear from a “SEASoned character.” Name, school: Justin Chow, SEAS Claim to fame: 8 time Orgo-nighter, 4 years in a row Homecoming baby blue pigmented crowd pleaser (shout out to my stalwart crew the Columbs!), Kung Fu Fighter/stunter, that guy who periodically looks like he’s dressed up for war. Where are you going? […]

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Bwoglines: Giving Back Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 2 Comments

Give back all the city’s missing trees! (Gothamist) Give back to your mother for her gift of life by buying her the gift of brunch! (GrubStreet) Give back the $300K you made from selling dead Osama t-shirts! (Village Voice) Give Slovakia back its national online media! (BBC) Give back magazine publishing its profitability! (WSJ) /p>

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A Tail of Two Mascots: or, Roareeo and Milliet

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 42 Comments

While the lucky among us are having either stressful finals sex, or fuck-it-I’m-graduating-and-I-ain’t-doing-it-a-virgin sex, our noble collegiate mascots have their own erotic story of deprivation and degradation to tell. An anonymous author shares the first part of this Bwog-exclusive series. There will be flirting, foreplay, sex, and hopefully playful “experimentation” between roommates. But before you send this […]

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Senior Wisdom: Brenden Cline

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 42 Comments

Another senior bestows his wisdom upon us heathens. Name, school: Brenden Cline, Columbia College Claim to fame: I’m the guy to blame for the ranked choice voting system that let CU Charge win the last CCSC election (jk Aki!). I once flustered Ann Coulter. I also started the GreenBorough Special Interest Community on 114th. Full resume available […]

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Dead White Guys: Butler Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 7 Comments

Bwog’s resident Portraiture Enthusiast Mahima Chablani returns with a second edition of Dead White Guys. This time, she’s here to provide the captions for the paintings surrounding the main stairs in Butler—no one is physically tall enough to come close to reading them. Next time you walk in, stop moaning about bed bugs and Redbull […]

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Hawklines: Hawk Baby Drama!

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 12 Comments

NYU’s adopted hawk family, Violet and Bobby, have been the subject of a lot of concern recently. Bird experts, and Bwog, claimed that the pair’s eggs past due earlier this week, but to the shock and surprise of live stream viewers, one chick has since emerged! College students aren’t the only people who procrastinate in/on […]

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Boringside Heights: It’s Finals, But the World Keeps a-Changin’

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 0 Comments

The real world has no finals. (Unless you count taxes.) Here’s what’s happened around you while you were cooped up in the library:

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Let’s Go Europe

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 16 Comments

Europe is scary! For those of you considering a summer romp through the continental continent, Caitlyn Levin, an Actual European, details her journey through Europe and describes the workings of the mysterious Eurail system. The cultured man’s choo-choo train. If you’re thinking about traveling around Europe this summer, you’ve probably already heard the term “Eurail” […]

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Senior Wisdom: Benjamin Weiner

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 37 Comments

Rise and shine with a warm cup o’ wisdom Name, school: Benjamin Weiner, Columbia College Claim to fame: I wish it were getting my songs stuck in people’s heads. It’s probably having embarrassingly luscious locks for sophomore and junior year. Where are you going? Bonnaroo. Then a long nap. Then working on Pants the Musical with Katie […]

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Ain’t No Party Like a 209 Party

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 3 Comments

Cause a 209 party is—educational. And from the looks of that label, it looks like this guy was nursin’ it for some time. Cheers, buddy. Note the dual coping mechanisms: behind the beer hangs a Nightline flyer that reads, “I’ve got 99 problems and then some.”

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Bwoglines: Long Awaited Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 3 Comments

Yesterday, Yale voted to restore ROTC, just days after Stanford voted to do the same. (YDN, Stanford Daily) Famous playwright Tony Kushner, CC ’78, was slated to receive an honorary degree from CUNY, until one trustee objected and CUNY scrubbed his nomination. A lot of people cried foul, so now it looks like he’ll get […]

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SGA Learns About Title IX Investigation

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barnard
barnard bearoness
civil rights
dean zavadil
sga
sga meetings
Title IX

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Bwoglines: It’s A Party Edition

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be responsible kids
bwoglines
drinking with bwog
get turnt
hate to TURN UP outta the blue uninvited (Bwog at every party Bwog goes to)
measles parties are wack
party foul
partyin partyin yaaa
pocket dial or drunk dial or both?
swag/yolo/etc.
total freshman move honestly
yeezy season is approaching

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Field Notes: Lil’ Keystone Edition

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"costco is a dystopian hellhole"
defacing our own college campus with beer cans (are we a state school?)
even for lil' keystone
field notes
lil' keystone is the new bwog mascot
never a bad time to bring up how kristine met robert
notes from the field
the obamas being on campus was part of everyone's weekend's plans
the obamas taught their kids manners too
we escaped the suburbs to escape costco
weekend plans a la broad city plot line

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Lessons Learned From Rosie O’Donnell

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and her husband
athena film fest
celebs on campus
HEPPP: the best acronym since POOP on spongebob
no barbara walters?
rosie o'donnell
say brian williams one more time
she left the view
what about whoopi?
when rosie o'donnell and heart pain collide

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Columbia Chess Club Strikes Again

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"We have been the favorites at the Ivy League tournament for many years in a row"
chess = the game of life
chess chess baby
columbia beat the devil in the seventh seal
columbia chess club found bobby fischer :o
congrats y'all
turkey is for bowling but all game jargon is interchangeable right?
winning

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With Love, The Columbia/Barnard Administration And Faculty

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but it would be inappropriate to make them cards back
bwog's been in a love boat theme today
hope you didn't use up your printing quota just yet
if it worked on the mother of the beautiful gyllenhaals it can work for you too
presto must have been a real steal back in the day
that fear of rejection within all of us
this post keeps the spirit of possibilities @ columbia alive
transparency of the to & from column is v important
v-day

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Sexual Respect, Possible Election Changes, And More From CCSC

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ccsc
dean kromm
Dean Rinere
election changes
Food Insecurity
quality of life survey
Sexual Respect
to defeat the huns

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Bwoglines: Making Up And Breaking Up Edition

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bwog would say no to the bachelor
bwog's last breakup was made up by a spread in time mag too
bwoglines
celebs will do what they need for the cameras
coffee coffee buzz buzz buzz
don't mean to be insensitive to your current romantic state
five long years a-comin' for kanye
sorry but queen bey before tay any day
spring break @ school
sweet home alabama
the blizzard that never was
we're supposed to get snow this week too but that's irrelevant

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