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Lost: Nintendo 64

By Bwog Staff on May 14, 2011 0 Comments

Missing from Furnald 5! Nintendo 64 with 4 controllers (blue, gray, purple, and green) and 5 games (including Smash Bros.). The system and every component has “BABBISH” written on it in permanent marker. Please email bsb2119@columbia.edu with any tips or info. Lots of sentimental value attached to this system!!!

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Senior Wisdom: Brendan Hannon

By Bwog Staff on May 14, 2011 32 Comments

Name, School: Brendan Hannon, Columbia College Claim to Fame: I’ve been a freshman RA for three years, so I have close friends in every class. I’m a steps hippie; you’ve probably seen me on the steps playing music with some of my friends when the weather warm, or just bundled up mid-winter trying to generate […]

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It’s Not Too Late to Participate

By Bwog Staff on May 14, 2011 0 Comments

Last minute reminder to: Use Carsplit to get to the airport– you’ll save (some) money and make (new (best)) friends. Write CULPA reviews while classes are still (fresh) on your mind– also upload the syllabus because that’s really helpful. It’s for the general happiness maxim! Chillaxing via Wikimedia

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It Happens Every Year

By Bwog Staff on May 14, 2011 4 Comments

Bwog’s Night Owl Ricky Raudales reports that many students in Broadway and Hogan have been locked out of their rooms. Yet once again, someone seems to have forgotten the difference between am and pm. Hartley Hospitality confirmed that a computer glitch affects many if not all non-seniors in dorms that will house parents during graduation […]

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Senior Wisdom: Sean Udell

By Bwog Staff on May 13, 2011 26 Comments

Name, school: Sean Udell, Columbia College Claim to fame: I’ve had the privilege of leading the only two student groups that are allowed to store alcohol in the Lerner Party Space refrigerators. Dumping perfectly good beer and wine down the drain is just too damn sad. Where are you going? Denver, CO, where I’ll be […]

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SPANX For Reading

By Bwog Staff on May 13, 2011 25 Comments

Our very own Barnard went viral this week when a student got particularly expressive via a laundry room note to a strong, beautiful peer who stole a pair of SPANX. For those of you who are male or have naturally flat stomachs—note to the latter: we hate you—SPANX are spandex that one may wear underneath clothing […]

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Lost: Macbook Pro and iPod Touch

By Bwog Staff on May 13, 2011 0 Comments

Macbook Pro and iPod Touch. Stolen from EC yesterday. $500 reward, no questions asked! Please contact jrh2165@columbia.edu.

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Overheards: Wrapping Things Up

By Bwog Staff on May 13, 2011 15 Comments

Things are starting to really wind down, and people start saying things that they would have otherwise probably kept to themselves. After responding to a fire alarm in McBain, a firefighter gets in a firetruck and announces over the loudspeaker: “It’s disgusting in there. I hope you guys aren’t going to leave that place like […]

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Senior Wisdom: Annie Tan

By Bwog Staff on May 13, 2011 22 Comments

Name, school: Annie Tan, CC’11 Claim to Fame: resident edu/policy amateur buff (& always down for a convo about public education); whistler of ‘Winter Wonderland’ and other medlies; “that (embarrassing) person” who always screams operatically/dances 2x as hardcore as everyone else in a crowd/dance/party. Been involved with the Asian American Alliance and the IRC for […]

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Senior Wisdom: Mary Martha Douglas

By Bwog Staff on May 12, 2011 38 Comments

Name, school: Mary Martha Douglas, Columbia College Claim to fame: Freshman RA – never moved out of first-year dorms! Co-Chair of the URC – sorry if I’ve ever pissed you off by walking by with a huge tour. Senior Fund – thank you to all who donated! And the girl who somehow got into a […]

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Senior Wisdom: Rubeintz Philippe

By Bwog Staff on May 12, 2011 31 Comments

Name, school: Rubeintz Bennett Philippe, CC Claim to fame: Co-founding a failed comic book company. Getting people Daily Show passes while interning there. Nothing else that really lends itself to acronym form. Mostly just being that black French-Canadian kid with the untraceable accent. Where are you going? Home to Montreal to finally get my driver’s license—no […]

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In the Spirit of Summer Drinks

By Bwog Staff on May 12, 2011 7 Comments

We admit that, though still goofy, those T Magic signs has been around for a while. However, this perplexing sign outside Mel’s is brand new. Bwog can get down with Früli, but we remain unconvinced by watermelon beer. Gourmands and beer snobs of Columbia, give us your verdict!

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A Night With Paul Griffiths Perched Atop My Shoulders

Henry Litwhiler 0

beauty is truth truth beauty
most of his dialogue comes directly from the program
no erotic undertones here no sir
paul griffiths will ruin your soul
yes you can
you can't make this shit up

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Kyle DeCamp’s Madame Bovary Impresses Despite Its Flaws

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Bwog does theatre review
bwog operates a primary school reader theatre every sunday at 7 in the sgo
bwogarts
every scene a climax? dream come true
Madame Bovary
spoiler alert
too much! too much!

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Poster Etiquette: Dorm Kitchen

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Bwog shakes its collective head at you
Bwog's poster etiquette
more drawers than in any dorm in Columbia
our stick man is risking the wrath of many a RA email
trendy public shaming

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Bwoglines: We Should Have Seen This Coming Edition

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and here we all expected ISIS to be so culturally considerate
bwoglines
Follow up study: do children put things in their mouths that they shouldn't
stop trying to make Walker happen
we can joke about Harrison Ford because he is going to be okay and also we love him

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In Defense Of Babysitting As A College Student

Britt Fossum 14

babysitting
babysitting for your prof seems pretty chill actually?
britt is the real wonder woman
give me those contacts pls
In Defense Of
on babysitting
the gainfully employed
the last line is sarcasm we promise
women really can have it all

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In Response To ButCaf’s New Standing Desks

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Jefferson holds a very different spot at his own institution of course
needlessly obtuse PSAs
Or look at sad obese John Jay
self indulgent story time
Written by a grudgingly proud UVA transfer

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Fire And Snow: Updates On Both

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600 is open! Ollies is closed!
burn baby burn
falling all over the place
I've seen fire and I've seen rain
ice ice baby
salty grounds and no salty Chinese food
spring break is 8 days away
spring is 15 days away
stay safe
updates on life in the heights

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Ode To Altschul

Maddie Stearn 3

1982 was a good year we think
Altschul
bio rules all
dis building is cool hit it up
I'm blue da dee da duh dum
mixed bag
what the fuck is this numbering system
where am i?
who can even pronounce that out loud
why?!

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