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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Columbia Just #Blue Itself (Again)

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"barbarism" like bacchanal?
#OurBlue
I think I blue myself!
oh lupe you're such a fiasco
reliving youth
school spirit etc.
snake-cam makes a comeback
super sober in this video
We miss bacchanal already
when columbia pretends to be a state school

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RoomHop: New England Family Home

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bwog is happy when its floor is partly visible
clambake
new england prep
room inspiration
roomhop
secret yankees
who has a dish rack

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Pre-Frosh Profiles: Kosta

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class of 2018
no it was a great pleasure for us
pre-frosh profiles
pre-frosh profiles 2018
solid gossip girl reference
that is one sweet judogi
vietnamese dancing with the stars
welcome kosta it's going to be good

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Dante De Blasio’s College Tour

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bwog wants to be a de blasio kid
college tours
come on URC do your job well
de blasio
pick columbia!
spring days and campus tours

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WBAR-B-Q Spring Show Today

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avant-pop i think i understand
free music is cool you'll be cool if you go
I still have no idea if there will be bbq food but i doubt it :(
WBAR spring show
WBAR-B-Q
what are spazz-electronics what is twee punk what are power-pop chillers let's find out

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PSA: Phishing Emails In Columbia Network

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access to your email is not about to expire
askcuit@columbia.edu
if you get this message from a friend's email address that does not mean you should reply with an overwhelming number of gifs
Pretty safe to never click a link that says "Revalidate"
Salmon Phishing in the Yemen
the help desk doesn't have a UNI

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Bwoglines: Fear Of The Future Edition

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drone delivery is not scary just awesome
Excuse me president of what university?
I had never learned how to make coffee before my first internship
journalism is serious business that's why bwog has a ransom fund
why don't people think rockets are super cool anymore?

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Savoring Serenity: Pita Grill

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bwog restaurant reviews
good move setting up next to 1020
gourmet bwog
haikus
hummus: the food of the gods
mystery meat burgers hmmm
pita grill
this will taste good after 1020
we would eat anything for $3…okay not really
why can't i write my next paper like this?
you humMUST try it
yum drunchies

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