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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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BwogSalon: Sanctum

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Bwog has hopped, poked, and swiftly skimmed, but now we’re inviting other writers into the Bwog Bubble. We think there’s lots of fantastic campus journalism out there that sometimes slips under the radar. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we present our newest feature, BwogSalon. Bwog asked the editors of each publication […]

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Frontiers Of Science: It Ain’t Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 23 Comments

Freshpeople! You tired, you poor, you huddled masses gathering to take the Frontiers final today: we promise, college isn’t always like this. To provide some last-minute assistance, here are some haikus sent by one of your own. If you have other haikus, Frontiers-related or otherwise, leave ’em in the comments. Good luck, friends! Two distributions […]

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Lost: Cell phone

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 0 Comments

Black Verizon LG cellphone with slide-out keyboard possibly dropped between 116th station and River Hall. Reward offered. Emailcmd2159@columbia.edu if found.

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Professor Archetypes: The Activist

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 32 Comments

While working as a professor, the Activist is forced out of his/her/non-gender- specific-pronoun’s natural habitat. Best suited for the front lines of some genre of consciousness-raising event, this experienced and opinionated speaker captures the class with what seems at the time to be an extremely relevant argument against society’s unnecessary gendering of bath products. The Activist Professor sits crisscrossed […]

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The Finals Weekend Showdown: Finals vs. Papers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 55 Comments

Another vintage post from our archives for you to contemplate while holed up in the library… With classes completed and a weekend now free to bemoan our misery, Bwoggers weigh in from Butler Cafe/salon: what’s worse, studying for finals or writing papers? Papers Remember: every essay is an open book test. With class notes, a few […]

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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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See The Varsity Show!

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bring granny to vshow quality bonding time
corporeal forms real talk we got that from susan bones' aunt in harry potter
social irrelevance as a direct correlation to not seeing vshow
v120
we heard this one is actually good
yellow yellow everywhere

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Bwoglines: People Saying Mean Things Edition

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a bulletin board app so pinterest
bwoglines
good riddance bwog is your grandmother
gossip girl u mean dan humphrey ugh we're still mad about that
is gossip girl like god dead
people other than bwog saying mean things
shots fired
the first time every single one of bwoglines has actually fit the theme what does that mean
yik yak not to be confused with tic tac

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A Very Butler LiveBwog

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butler insanity
dark night of the soul
downward spirals are the least fun spirals
get ready to hear about some real shameful stuff
i bet you missed our fantastic liveblogging skills and commentary
it's crunch time
liveblog
shameless voyeurism
wall of shame
we're doin' it live
who said liveblogging was just for housing

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Senior Wisdom: Lena Rogow

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"Porn the musical"
"Porn the musical" more like Bwog's Saturday night
bwog will be the one wearing an *amazing hat*
find floridita find yourself
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
that's why her hair is so big - it's full of secrets

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A Bittersweet Farewell For ESC

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bring back school of mines
bring us thai market plzz
bwog shot glasses > paper plate awards
class apparel
esc
goodbye seniors!
seas the day
sidd bhatt so inspirational

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And The Ivy League Title Goes To…?

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bwogsports
go go baseball
golf killin it
goodbye lion seniors
invade Philly
on to the playoffs
something to get hype about this finals season

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A Call For Closing Remarks

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bwog is fergalicious
closing remarks
especially gulati
finals time
give your teachers some of dat kleos!
just tip
time for you to actually go to lecture
two songs for the price of one
we love your tips
what if the black eyed peas actually taught at columbia

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Electropop And BBQ

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come forget about your finals with us
electropop is hip right?
free food
give us your greasy foods
is gustatorial a word idk we think so
last chance last dance for love
live at lerner
our mouths are watering already
we found love in the party space
we want to go to there

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