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BwogSalon: Sanctum

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Bwog has hopped, poked, and swiftly skimmed, but now we’re inviting other writers into the Bwog Bubble. We think there’s lots of fantastic campus journalism out there that sometimes slips under the radar. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we present our newest feature, BwogSalon. Bwog asked the editors of each publication […]

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Frontiers Of Science: It Ain’t Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 23 Comments

Freshpeople! You tired, you poor, you huddled masses gathering to take the Frontiers final today: we promise, college isn’t always like this. To provide some last-minute assistance, here are some haikus sent by one of your own. If you have other haikus, Frontiers-related or otherwise, leave ’em in the comments. Good luck, friends! Two distributions […]

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Lost: Cell phone

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 0 Comments

Black Verizon LG cellphone with slide-out keyboard possibly dropped between 116th station and River Hall. Reward offered. Emailcmd2159@columbia.edu if found.

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Professor Archetypes: The Activist

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 32 Comments

While working as a professor, the Activist is forced out of his/her/non-gender- specific-pronoun’s natural habitat. Best suited for the front lines of some genre of consciousness-raising event, this experienced and opinionated speaker captures the class with what seems at the time to be an extremely relevant argument against society’s unnecessary gendering of bath products. The Activist Professor sits crisscrossed […]

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The Finals Weekend Showdown: Finals vs. Papers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 55 Comments

Another vintage post from our archives for you to contemplate while holed up in the library… With classes completed and a weekend now free to bemoan our misery, Bwoggers weigh in from Butler Cafe/salon: what’s worse, studying for finals or writing papers? Papers Remember: every essay is an open book test. With class notes, a few […]

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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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“Sham Elections”: Stealing The CUCR Elections in Broad Daylight

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can we talk about how his last name is "truelove"
Commie sympathizers
cucr
gorgeous hair and well-chosen lighting might absolve you from this one
Hi New York Times--saw you linked to us so thought we'd do you the same favor because we really like the work you've been doing even if you aren't as irreverent as us
political parties aside we can agree that elephants would beat donkeys in the wild
republicans not re-pubic-ans
sacred constitutions
traditional american values like the reverence of apple pie and the enfranchisement of white property-owning men

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Core Scholars 2014 Announced And Honored

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always to the lighthouse
Columbia Core Scholars Program
congratulations
core scholars
drama beauty insight hilarity
poetry music and visual arts oh my!
the gifted and talented amongst us
winners in innovation and winners in life

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Bwoglines: Out With The Old Edition

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#dark
breadsticks at koronet
bwoglines
general good fun happy times at koronet
important debate important issues real things etc
the death penalty
the middle class
when science overwhelms and overpowers our human species remember this moment
who needs friends for anything much less decision-making lol

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JJ’s Place Flooded By Burst Pipe

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bad water pressure
BWOG NEVER SLEEPS
columbia is like a water park?
flooding
floods
jj's place
putting the "surf" in "surf and turf"
water pressure doing bad things

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Senior Wisdom: Misha Solomon

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"a huge dick whose ego couldn't be contained by our huge Pupin lecture hall" we luv u
"dogs' sexual organs"
#stripperfacts
bwog senior wisdoms
Figure Your Shit Out
horse bestiality poem
interesting stripper facts
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
wash your mouth out with soap award

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E-Board Appointments And Other GSSC Happenings

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FREE DINO BBQ
gssc
night owl
ooh quorum fancy
owls can turn their heads all the way around and so can we
up on the fly p sure that's not actually a phrase but roll with it
who actually is andrew lawson

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SGA: DSpar Has The Flu

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binders full of women remember that
everyone has the bubonic plague sorry we meant flu
heads up we're not in vermont guys
look at those smiling faces
so much school spirit bwog's tearing up
wait does this mean we're going to have two llc's
why does bwog keep spelling flu "flue"

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Orgo Night Flyers Are Really Offensive/Awesome

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cumb
ideas for next quiz: which orgo night flyer are you
ok real talk what the fuck is g(tb)^2
ooh we forgot about midnight breakfast yummerz
scale of one to ten how offended are you
stand for orgo night it's basically the same thing as palestine
to be clear we love offensive it's like that gossip girl campaign in 2011

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