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Overseens: Panic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 23 Comments

A wise man once said, “Nobody said it was easy/no one ever said it would be so hard.” Here is some funny stuff people have done in the last few days, because, you know, it’s rough out there.

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Fresh Tunez

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 20 Comments

Bwog received this Auto-Tuned gem by Ben Kaplan, CC ’14. “The Finalz Song” deals with the trials of Butler, the Bible, and fighting for survival. A sample lyric: Just better get the flashcards out your calculators and all them granola bars out and do not think I’m going home until the starz out we about […]

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Harrison David Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 57 Comments

According to the New York City Department of Correction, Harrison David has just been released from the Manhattan Detention Center after thirteen days in prison. All five of the students arrested in “Operation Ivy League” have now been released but not yet tried. Bwog is waiting on comment from David’s lawyer. Update, 2:21 p.m.: Samuel […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Science of Psychology

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 37 Comments

If history was written by the victors, then there are plenty of botched psychology experiments that go untold. Psychology is, after all, a soft science, which might explain its tendency to attract English and Comparative Literature dropouts. If anything, someone has to knock some sense into a student body brought up on Plato’s Theory of […]

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University Senate Creates ROTC Task Force

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

That was fast! The Student Affairs Committee of the University Senate has just announced that it will form a task force on ROTC starting in the spring semester in light of yesterday’s DADT repeal. Next semester, the task force will hold open hearings on Columbia’s military engagement and conduct a survey on ROTC. The Senate […]

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Primal Screamers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

A Broadway view of Primal Scream: And click for a recording of a few brave souls who screamed in Butler 403: primalscream. Lest we forget a year ago right now: Good luck this week, friends! We can do it.

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for new students: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly. When in doubt, Bwog recommends a cell phone for superior accuracy. […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Butler, 4 AM

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 26 Comments

There was a time, not too long ago, when being at Butler at 4 AM meant something was wrong. Matthew Schantz, Mahima Chablani and Brian Wagner remember that time. In our third and final installment of Graveyard Shift, Bwog takes a stroll around Butler just before the sun comes up and finds lots of people […]

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ROTC on Campus: Past, Present and Future

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 44 Comments

In the wake of the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, the issue has resurfaced about the banning of the ROTC (haven’t a clue? everything you need to know about the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps here) on Columbia’s campus. This has been a contentious subject in recent years on campus. Here is a brief history: […]

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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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Senior Wisdom: Max Daniel

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"eat more kale" said no one ever
bubble-ness
Bwog has trouble spelling "Galifianakis"
Bwog loves Zach Galifianakis's beard and wonders if it can also speak Yiddish
Gotta have my cave cheese
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
that a lot of dylan

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KCST Presents The Tempest

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kcst
like lost but shakespearean
maybe bwog should audition next year
o brave new world
smoke machine
the tempest
we were anxious we would choose the wrong path
what's past is prologue

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

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bwog meeting announcement
do not take bwog's name in vain
funfunfun
how do we become a part of the beygency?
our moms keep asking if we've made friends yet in college

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Senior Wisdom: Diana Guyton

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"you are holy and becoming"
a hungarian pasty shop reference que hip
columbia makes you a feminist
it's all about the breathing
man we wish that the subway and pad thai were cheaper
maybe the shortest justified experience
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
so many feels
those damn thin woodbridge walls

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Andrew Ross Barely Raises The Bar

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andrew ross
have no fear and challenge authority
raising the bar
so we shouldn't be buying all the new iphones?
some real feelings
tragedy of the commons was so three semesters ago in that economics/polisci course
we thought we were done with occupy
we're not impressed

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Bucket List: Your Last Chance

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as if anyone goes during finals
bucket list
did you know Martha stewart was almost a barnard chem major? Ended up doing art history or something.
distract yourself from finals
last chance to get edumacated
martha stewart

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Bwoglines: At Last Edition

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bwoglines
embrace the etta james reference
life goal is getting drunk at the derby
our fellow classmates are brave and awesome
thanks ny times
twitter just gets it
we're still waiting for our invite to the white house correspondence dinner because we're like press

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Senior Wisdom: Finn Vigeland

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be vulnerable
binn schmigeland
Bwog has a stash of the original Four Lokos
can any senior teach us how to acquire the public safety fuzzy hat?
koronet absolute challenge
oral cheese or sex
oral sex or gruyère
RIP four loko
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
spec
that's probably a subtle "fuck you gulati"
we saw mofo

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