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XOXO, Altschul

By Bwog Staff on Jul 21, 2010 41 Comments

Columbia and Gossip Girl have been pals for a while. There was the time that real-life Blake Lively was going to take classes here. There was that great episode “New Haven Can Wait” (relentless, GG, relentless!) filmed on campus that the CW pretended was Yale. Then they filmed all around campus all the time, and […]

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Share Your NSOP-Firsts

By Bwog Staff on Jul 21, 2010 28 Comments

Pretty soon (August 30th doth approach!) dozens upon hundreds of fresh-things will run around campus screaming and sitting outside Carman just waiting for something, anything to happen. We want to help them out. We’re reviving an old Bwog tradition and sharing stories of our first nights at college (if you did something funny or sad […]

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Cart Chronicles: Return Of The Dosa Cart

By Bwog Staff on Jul 20, 2010 5 Comments

Bwog was taking its early evening constitutional (not to be confused with our Wednesday afternoon constitutional), enjoying our watermelon parfait weird plastic whatever from Pinkberry (1/2 off watermelon yogurt, 5-7 everyday!) when we noticed something. It was a mini-truck where the dosa cart used to be. Then we discovered: it was the dosa cart, made […]

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Maverick Mark “Tenured” Taylor Slams Tenure

By Bwog Staff on Jul 20, 2010 4 Comments

Crazy cowboy philosopher and Columbia Department Chair Professor of Religion Mark Taylor came out swinging today with a New York Times opinion piece condemning his own job. The longtime gloom-and-doom prophet of educational decay made his stand against the tenure system, calling it a financial and intellectual blunder and accusing its defenders of acting purely […]

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Today, In PrezBo News

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2010 9 Comments

It’s a good morning for our pal Mr. Bo: he’s just been appointed the Chairman of the New York Fed Board of Directors, movin’ on up from the title he currently holds, Deputy Chair. We know you’ll be awful busy, but we hope you still have time to chuckle at us when we sneak kegs […]

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Mistakes Are Made On 168th Street

By Bwog Staff on Jul 16, 2010 34 Comments

The New York Times is reporting that federal investigators uncovered the existence of some crazy shit at a prestigious Columbia brain-scanning lab: Scientists regularly injected patients with a commonly used low-level radioactive substance that might have had traces of dangerous chemicals. Then some staffers tried to cover it up by forging documents. Um! An internal […]

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S-s-s-Summer Changes

By Bwog Staff on Jul 16, 2010 18 Comments

It’s summer, and it’s that magical time of year when things change and you come back next year only to think, “Hey, when did this happen?” Well, now is when! Lerner Renovation: First and foremost, the plans and models we saw back in May for a new Lerner 4th Floor, home to the new Center […]

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What It Looks Like When You Walk To Class

By Bwog Staff on Jul 14, 2010 9 Comments

Here is some news: the Emporio Armani Fall/Winter 2011/2012 ad campaign is public! Here is why that news is sort of relevant: those ads were all shot on our fair campus mere months ago! Take a look: there’s the model shrouded in smoke wearing all black next to a building that looks like Uris, the […]

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Boringside Heights: Out With The Stationery, In With The Barcodes!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 13, 2010 8 Comments

The Milano sandwich artists are using technology and old neighborhood stores are closing. All of a sudden, everything is different! First, Anish Bramhandkar bought a $9 sandwich, and informed us that Milano has new robot-scanners-and-barcodes. Be prepared to shave seconds off your next Milano run! Then we walked down Broadway a little further only to […]

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Bwoglines: Arrivals and Departures

By Bwog Staff on Jul 12, 2010 10 Comments

Farewell: Bored@Butler (at least for now) The Russian spies “Tension in your buttocks” Hours of studying for your second semester Lit Hum final, 2014! The records for $109 million of the Columbia Medical Center’s funds Notable Columbia alumni Robert Butler (Pulitzer-winning psychiatrist) and Bob Sheppard (beloved Yankees announcer) Hello: NYC Restaurant Week The first person […]

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BSchool Is Boring Again (Except For Happy Hour)

By Bwog Staff on Jul 09, 2010 15 Comments

The most exciting thing that’s happened at Columbia BSchool ever, that one Russian spy who graduated from the MBA program in 2010, is no longer a story. The ten Russian spies, including Cynthia Murphy, a 2010 MBA graduate, were swapped for four Western spies in Vienna this morning. So Cynthia and co are back in […]

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Marisa Cortright, BC ’13, Assaulted in Riverside Park, Now In Stable Condition

By Bwog Staff on Jul 08, 2010 79 Comments

Yesterday CU Public Safety sent out a security alert that a “University affiliate” had been assaulted at 5:30 AM on Monday morning, during a jog in Riverside Park around 120th Street. Public Safety has not responded to Bwog’s inquiry about the specifics of the incident, but today we learned more from the NY Post. Marisa […]

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CUMB Gets Made Fun Of, Doesn’t Like It

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all due respect to spec
bwog cares
cumb
cumb jokes
cumb spelled backwards is gullible
god this campus is so weird
in which Bwog pretends we are a real news source
is this offensive too?
specsucks
still love all of you wackos

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Cupcakes and Brownies and Cookies Oh My!

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bake sale!
but the real question is... how many did she eat?
cupakes
girl you can talk about any brownies you like
good causes
students who have time management down pat
TASA
when people do good things....Bwog rethinks her life

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How to Succeed in Business by Trying Really Hard

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because finals were too easy
business school
is synergy even a thing anymore?
meal swipes are basically monopoly money
people who will be successful one day
real world skills
what is education anyways
who the fuck got the turtle
you'd have to be really convincing to trade a paperclip for any of this tbh

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SGA: Attaining World Peace

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barnard is beautiful
Insta likes.... The only validation Bwog needs
new computers are unecessary
printer malfunctioning? #nosurprise
sga
soup me man

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ESC: Coming Right Up DING

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CC shirts would be covered in lit hum quotes and tears
Columbia Dining App: Now you will never forget that all of the dining halls are closed
esc
first Director of Technology then Director of the Worllldddddd
we never put on our running shoes cause exercising is no fun.

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ZBT Inactive Following Brothers’ Resignation

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ancient history
oh frats
so long farewell auf wiedersehen goodbye
what is frat row?
zbt

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Where Art Thou?

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CUID: Columbia uniquely invests in divestment
paying money for tickets makes it seem more worth it
The Maids is the Scandal of plays
where art thou?
why do they insist on spelling theater wrong?

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For You Beautiful Pre-First Year Readers: Early Decision Statement

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because Bwog is a real news source so we get press releases
Bwog's blue da bah de dah bah die
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more applicants means a better rejection rate
we are coming for you Harvard and Yale
wondering if Columbia is for you... IT IS

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