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Timeless Doctrines: Bad Hair Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2010 24 Comments

A tipster spotted this remarkably eloquent note in McBain, addressed, “To the wookie on floor 8.” Jeez. I am posting this note as a gentle warning that your shower etiquette is sub-par. Few people actually enjoy communal living, and I think, given your behavior it’s not hard to imagin [sic] why I’m sure by now […]

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BiblioBwog: A Few of Karen the Librarian’s Favorite Things

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 26 Comments

Bwog has hopped and camped in libraries, but we’ve never actually explored their contents. The Columbia libraries are a treasure trove of exciting history, so with the help of our lovely librarian friends, we’re going to highlight some hidden jewels. In this installment of BiblioBwog, Karen Green, Ancient & Medieval History and Graphic Novels Librarian (what a combo!), […]

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PSA-Palooza

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 7 Comments

Things to remember! Use Carsplit on your way to the airport– you’ll save money and make new best friends. Write CULPA reviews now that exams are fresh in your mind– you’re helping the next generation! Teamwork! Friendship! Etc.

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And We Thought We Had Problems!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 91 Comments

Keri Blakinger, Cornell ’11 was found with six ounces (roughly $150,000) of heroin on Sunday. She was arrested in Ithaca. Yeesh!

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The Night the Moon Went Away

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 15 Comments

People said some funny stuff while they watched the Lunar Eclipse last night. One man, all within a minute, on Low Plaza: “The moon is bleeding! The moon is disguised as Mars. The moon is hiding from Venus.” More questions and observations from the 150-ish people gathered to watch the sky eat itself: (At 2:05 AM) “We’re […]

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‘Twas the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before Christmas…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 21 Comments

When all through the library, Not a student was stirring, not even in 209. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, A man dressed as Santa, giving little treats to CCers and Engineers!

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Forever’s Gonna Start Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

Update, 2:25am: Cowabunga, you can start to see it now! Send in any photos you take of the eclipse, people gazing skywards, eclipse parties… or whatever you crazy kids do during a lunar eclipse to tips@bwog.com! You should definitely go out tonight! In an educational way duh! Take a break from napping studying in Butler […]

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Free Fruit Juice Blends

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 4 Comments

SoBe, that lizard-themed cousin of Vitamin Water, is handing out free bottles (none of that sample size bullshit!) on Broadway between 113th and 114th. Bwog picked up a “lean and mean” apple cranberry elixir packing a whopping 5 calories. Update, 6:28 p.m.: A commenter observes there is no more juice blend. SoBe it.

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Overseens: Panic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 23 Comments

A wise man once said, “Nobody said it was easy/no one ever said it would be so hard.” Here is some funny stuff people have done in the last few days, because, you know, it’s rough out there.

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Fresh Tunez

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 20 Comments

Bwog received this Auto-Tuned gem by Ben Kaplan, CC ’14. “The Finalz Song” deals with the trials of Butler, the Bible, and fighting for survival. A sample lyric: Just better get the flashcards out your calculators and all them granola bars out and do not think I’m going home until the starz out we about […]

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Harrison David Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 57 Comments

According to the New York City Department of Correction, Harrison David has just been released from the Manhattan Detention Center after thirteen days in prison. All five of the students arrested in “Operation Ivy League” have now been released but not yet tried. Bwog is waiting on comment from David’s lawyer. Update, 2:21 p.m.: Samuel […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Science of Psychology

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 37 Comments

If history was written by the victors, then there are plenty of botched psychology experiments that go untold. Psychology is, after all, a soft science, which might explain its tendency to attract English and Comparative Literature dropouts. If anything, someone has to knock some sense into a student body brought up on Plato’s Theory of […]

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PrezBo’s Term Extended To 2018

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"seated
and probably nude"
board of trustees
how old will prezbo be if he makes it to 43 years?
if prezbo is no longer president is he still prezbo?
mention columbia today and we just think of the world cup
pensive
prezbo
prezbo and the trustees just came out with a new ep and it's pretty good but not great
viva el prezbo

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Overseen: Mike Wazowski In McBain

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an excuse to link to monsters inc
lol mcbain
mcbain of thrones
mike wazowski
no ceiling no problem
overseen
please can one of the doors lead to hawaii??
summer bwog
vomit-covered caterpillar is one of the grossest things I've written in a while

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Bwoglines: Early June Edition

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"there's so much tiiiiime to figure out the rest of our lives"
boys like girls really takes us back to the day...
CAAASA
ch-ch-ch-changes
gssc
Havana Central
is ursula the sea-witch a good stripper name?
morton b. friedman
nooo not havana central!
Project Not Asking For It
rest in peace
summer bwoglines
two is better than one
when prezbo smiles at the father and daughter :')
woo hoo free emergency contraception!

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CC Class Day 2014 And University Commencement, As Seen Through Social Media

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as we go on we remember all the times we had together
cc class day
cc class day 2014
commencement
Commencement 2014
good luck out there!
possibly the most media-heavy bwog post ever
prezbo and hero almost rhyme...coincidence?
tears were shed

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Senior Wisdom: Arvind Srinivasan

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"learn how to be concise"
"one of the people at Chipotle knows my name"
Bwisdom
Bwog Senior Wisdom
bwog shadow government
FLAT STANLEY
getting hugs from dead animals
just got classically misdirected
master of puns
new punning record
senior wisdom

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Senior Wisdom: Sam Aarons

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"a website that pretends to send your documents to printers on campus"
baby Zucks
Bwisdom
Bwog Senior Wisdom
bwog tech
ruby prince
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
the bison is jealous of his panda hat
the man behind the curtain
What happens in Spain stays on Iberia flight 67

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Senior Wisdom: Anna Bahr

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"proof that all bars should serve fried chicken" -- YES
Bwisdom
Bwog Senior Wisdom
people who definitely know what they're talking about
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
ummmm one time all our teeth fell out and Judith noticed all of them soooo
way to turn the tables on the oral sex vs. cheese question
we forgive you for learning 4 things

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Senior Wisdom: Renée Kraiem

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but dspar that's not how the question works!
Bwisdom
Bwog Senior Wisdom
how do i get three sweatshirt instead of two??
nobody disagrees with dspar
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
she didn't even go here
sorry sachems it wasn't personal
veesh

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