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Printer Armageddon

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 17 Comments

THERE ARE NO PRINTERS WORKING ANYWHERE! If you know where there is a functioning printer, put it in the comments and help out your printerless brethren. UPDATE: Some printers are now working, according to Owl Printers. It’s not Armageddon, there are just more broken printers than usual. Here’s the official word from CUIT: At approximately […]

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Treats Aplenty

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 0 Comments

The Community Impact Leadership Program will be hosting a Winter Warm-up study break for first years (but everyone else is welcome, too!) from 8-9 PM in John Jay Lounge. There will be hot cocoa and a chocolate fountain—yum! Also in John Jay Lounge, a celebration of John Jay’s birthday will include “ungodly amounts of birthday […]

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BwogWeather Episode 13: The Weather IS Lovely

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 47 Comments

One night in September, Bwog went to visit Zak. “Zak,” we asked, knowing of his video-production proficiency, “could you maybe help us film for this absurd weather show we’re trying to do? Because we have no idea what we’re doing.” Zak said okay. The next morning, Pat and Zak met to film the first BwogWeather. […]

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Boringside Heights: No Tinsel is Too Tiny Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 4 Comments

Okay, so the point of Boringside Heights (as explained by the title, which has the word ‘boring’ in it), is to note some boring things that happen in Morningside Heights (see it’s a play on words because ‘morning’ and ‘boring’ sound kind of similar). Bwog delights in these details, and we think you should too. […]

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CMTS Revives a Broadway Classic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 18 Comments

Bwog’s Lily Icangelo stopped in for a Columbia Musical Theater Society performance of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. It’s the end of Columbia’s week from hell—how are you celebrating? Before you set up camp in Butler and become a slave to a paper on some obscure post-modern art movement (or […]

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Visiting Scholar Ivo Sanader Arrested

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 42 Comments

This has not been the best week for Columbia’s public relations. Now it gets worse. Ivo Sanader, former Prime Minister of Croatia and current visiting scholar at Columbia’s Harriman Institute, was arrested in Austria on Friday, and remains in custody pending extradition. Sanader is suspected of conspiring to commit crimes and abuse of office by the […]

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Lost: iPhone

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 1 Comments

Lost @ Campo, Saturday Night (sunday morning)! iPhone 3GS in a really nifty neon green case. Will be a reward if found. Call (646) 543-ELIE

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Breaking: 2011 CC Class Day Speaker Is Alexandra Wallace Creed

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 84 Comments

Speaking of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming! Creed, CC ’88, is the executive producer of NBC Nightly News and the Vice President of NBC News. There has only been one female Class Day speaker since Columbia went co-ed in 1983: Claire Shipman, CC ’86, also a TV journalist, spoke in 1999. Creed was […]

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Fun Cooker

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 21 Comments

General Electric’s Head of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming has relocated to Mudd!

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To Bacchanal: $20,000, Love, Your Councils

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 57 Comments

Huzzah! ESC, SGA, CCSC and GSC have allocated a combined total of $20,000 to the Bacchanal Committee this year. This allocations is still a one-time-deal, and future allocations to Bacchanal will depend on a separate resolution. Council members will sit on the Bacchanal selection committee (hey Learned– Weezy F. Baby!) for oversight. The one thing […]

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Bwoglines: Zeitgeist Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 2 Comments

In case you missed it, SantaCon participants gathered in large Santa-costume-clad groups across the US and went on a pub crawl. Bad Santa! (CBS) In other “Holiday Season” news, lobby decorations have become an increasingly contentious topic in apartment buildings across the city. (NYT) New Jersey’s black bear hunt is a boon to taxidermists and […]

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Campo “Modifying” Their Late Night Arrangements

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2010 26 Comments

Friends, if you are debating where to go tonight, consider that this Saturday might be Campo’s last. After hearing rumors that Campo is going to be shut down, Bwog called the restaurant for comment. The gentleman who picked up the phone was emphatic that the restaurant isn’t going anywhere, but continued, “We are simply modifying […]

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What If… SEAS Were Still A School Of Mines?

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ah the Carman classroom
buying the university: that would spark a hell of a protest
Principles of Econ in your pj's
so CC really is essential to the development of character after all
subjunctive
the Balrog is coming
the future Manhattan gold rush
the mining team: Columbia's winningest
The School of Mines...of Moria
watch your backs financial engineers
what if

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A Safe Place To Share Aggressions And Ask For Eggs

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barnard gals
but really do you think anyone had a single egg?
facebook groups: the new best way to procrastinate
girls are gross sometimes
help a sista out
poopin in the shower: a memoir
things get weird for barnard 2017
we awake each morning to the fresh smell of saliva

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Senior Wisdom: Ryan Morgan

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"I also regret never petting on of Prezbo's dogs"
blunts in butler!
didn't realize scranton existed outside of "The Office"
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
talk infrastructure to me
the legend
the man
the myth

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Break Time Edition

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break time anytime
can't take a break for too long or we're fucked
dairy queen ice "cream" to look forward too
it's due time for a break?
may the riotous spirit of the 60s protesters be with you this week
study break saturday
we know there's still a whole week of finals but we just want a break
you'll be home with mommy soon

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Guys, Stop

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anatomy of a chair
bet he's not even getting any work done
finals is a time that crushes all of your dreams
He's her derivative because he's tangent to her curves
lady in the street but a freak in the library
not overseen
studying never feels that good
uh uh honey
we're not sure why she couldn't be doing work and he couldn't be going down on her

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The First Bwog Comment Awards

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bwog confesses to putting 1s in their exclamation points
don't you hate when people use 30 year olds to portray high school students in movies
first weekly doesn't sound quite as nice
iggy's "fancy's" school is not representative of real schools
or does bwog have butts?
pineapple in bwog's butt
we #trendy

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24 Hours of Fruit Paunchin’

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24 hours of paunchin
brain shattering improv
fruit paunch
handy dandy maps
paunchin fruit
what a fruit paunchin good time

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Orgo Night Continues To Go Right

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2014
columbia gigolo
cumb
like an orgy at Pompeii
man-meat
marching band
orgo
orgo night
orgy in pompeii
places that are ridiculously crowded
safe vegetable sex is always an important message
trombone + dildo = fun times for all

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