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Professor Archetypes: The Activist

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 32 Comments

While working as a professor, the Activist is forced out of his/her/non-gender- specific-pronoun’s natural habitat. Best suited for the front lines of some genre of consciousness-raising event, this experienced and opinionated speaker captures the class with what seems at the time to be an extremely relevant argument against society’s unnecessary gendering of bath products. The Activist Professor sits crisscrossed […]

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The Finals Weekend Showdown: Finals vs. Papers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 55 Comments

Another vintage post from our archives for you to contemplate while holed up in the library… With classes completed and a weekend now free to bemoan our misery, Bwoggers weigh in from Butler Cafe/salon: what’s worse, studying for finals or writing papers? Papers Remember: every essay is an open book test. With class notes, a few […]

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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Bwoglines: Little Towns, Big Scandal Edition

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a scandal in bohemia
bwoglines
just small-town things
where's waldo (florida)?

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Green Sale Happening Now

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green sale
in the arms of an angelll fly awayyy from hereee
or just adopt a puppy it's the same thing
please call the number on your screen to donate to the SPCA
reduce reuse recycle

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Campus Activists Create “Disorientation Guide”

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Disorientation
disorientation guide
New student disorientation program
no red tape
student activism
SWS
wait but we aren't even allowed to say the word "administration"

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We Want You To Be A Staff Writer!

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also come to our meeting
apply
investigative reporting...we do that!
pretty sure barack obama also had a short stint as a staff writer
snacks for DAYS
you're all getting a promotion from "contributor"

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Lit Hum: The First Lecture

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"the iliad is like gangsta rap"
is nsop over yet?
let's go freshmen
lit hum
lit hum gives us the nuts but does not crack them
nsop
nsop 2014
the iliad
the iliad was a homer...un. get it?
there are plenty of chances to show off in first semester lit hum especially if you know ancient greek

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NSOP Will Live On In Your Hearts

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carman 8 is also where the paint party happened
just carman 8 things
nsloppy is only cool when we say it
nsop
nsop 2014
stop trying to make nsloppy happen it's not going to happen
they won't actually track you down if you skip under1roof

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SSOL Gets (Somewhat) Colorful

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additional registration windows
ch-ch-ch-changes
does this qualify as a boringside
more like shitty services online
please don't stalk us
ssol
ssol and this version of bwog really like their white space
ssol is crushing ADI
this is so helpful if you're a visual person
this schedule would be amazing
who even uses military time? oh bwog does

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Bwog Wants You To Be A Daily Editor!

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being a daily is like joining a cult but a very hip and exclusive cult
come one come all
dailies
daily application
daily editor application
free food
not "weekly" editors
pretty sure Barack Obama was once a bwog daily
pretty sure Hamilton was also once a bwog daily
take out pornhub before you screenshot though
we promise this isn't like applying to college

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