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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Oh, And Trojans

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 26 Comments

The Container Store is still open; return your stupid storage boxes today! If you’re anything like us, you’re spending hours researching and cross-referencing lists of things to take to school. Living in the storage closets that are Columbia dorms presents its own special challenges, however, so we’ve compiled a list of the things we Bwog […]

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How to Be Popular: What to Bring

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 5 Comments

Holy smokes 2014, you’re going to college tomorrow! Let Bwog help you pack. International and West Coast kids are already on campus– take advantage of your Bed, Bath and Beyond trip! Making friends is stressful. Exhale, friends. With a few simple tchotchkes, your classmates and your floormates will flock to your room, you can talk […]

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NSOP Schedules Are Here! And We Know What You’re Doing Next Week

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 51 Comments

Update, 8/28: Remember that bizarro fire ritual (not this one) they do one night of NSOP? We hear that this year, that’s being replaced with a screening of Remember the Titans. Freshmen-in-waiting, break out your day planners…now! The 2010 NSOP Committee released the precious schedule books today, which as always contain more mandatory Orientation activities […]

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Sixteen Recent Columbia Alumni Win Fulbrights

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 13 Comments

A new record for old Baby Blue, if that’s what that color is.

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Welcome to Bwog.com!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 9 Comments

Adjust your bookmarks, tell your friends. Wahoo!

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Senior Year Checklist: Cry, Scramble, Roll Eyes

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class checklists
Class of 2014
crying forever
it's happening
pregame life
senior privilege
Senior Year Correspondent
seniors: this is your cue to start freaking out
seriously don't forget the swim test
spring of senior year was the fucking best
the senioronic plague

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From the Issue: A Conversation with Ross Perlin

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columbia should probly stop encouraging us to take unpaid work
from the issue
Intern Nation anyone?
intern rights
internships are stressful and bad and everybody should just earn money for the work that they do especially the tired college students who should be studying instead of filing some dumb paperwork
Ross Perlin
the blue and white
The Conversation
worth belaboring

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Senior Wisdom: Kenneth Zauderer

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senior wisdom
senior wisdom december 2013
things worth dying for
transfer students
whether Columbia is funner than NYU---still to be debated
yoga

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Study Break It Down With Sun Looks Down

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columbia bands
cool bands on campus
study break it down
study breaks you can do from your bed that don't necessarily involve jacking off
sun looks down
your peers are talented

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Day In The Life: Gengar

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"hanging out" means working in the same library
a warm welcome to the class of 2018
bitches love pokemon references
BWOG NEVER SLEEPS
CC is some misogynistic bullshit
day in the life
mac n cheese for dinner every night
staff schedules

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Bwog In Bed: Hold On, We’re Going Home Edition

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9-eyes is too dope
bwog in bed
first years had me like....
i'm supposed to be writing a paper write now holy shit
randombwog
ronnie biggs died who is that no one knows or cares
seriously we all need some lovin
the dopeness
thirsty
would you like some dope with your dope?

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Actual Wisdom: Prabhjot Singh

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actual wisdom
actual wisdom 2013
bwog is like the sphinx!!!
forreal?
hope no one puts that advice under their duck face profile picture
prabhjot singh
sikh wisdom
the use of three hashtags makes him the preternaturally savvy one
you shall not pass

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Senior Wisdom: Stephen Snowder

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and it's snowing outside
but is the weekend a day?
but we discovered the weekend is actually two days ha!
only withholding oral sex but not other sexual activities
senior wisdom
senior wisdom december 2013

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