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Class Act: 1,600 Kazoos

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 8 Comments

For CC ’14er Gabby Beans, last night’s Class Act was a welcome opportunity to, as the 75-page NSOP manual put it, “sit back, relax, and enjoy.” But she found that difficult to do with a thousand little kazoos buzzing in her ears, and the sounds of Michael Bublé inexplicably wafting over the freshpeople-packed room. Her […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 2

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 1 Comments

This morning, your Blue & White advice comes from the 19th century. “In conclusion let a word of warning be given to all who are about to begin their work in the School of Mines. Whatever course you may select, stick to it. Every one is good, and if you desire success after graduation remember […]

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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Barnard COO Packs up For Swarthmore

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administration
barnard auction
but why does swarthmore need even more
ch-ch-ch-changes
DSpar
greg brown
he be on his suit and tie

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Late Night IllumiKniti Strike

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but seriously it's getting cold so please stay warm
does anyone know who that guy is in the rotunda thing?
gosh yarn it
illuminKniti
late night yarn attacks
our "secret" societies are cooler than yours
statues
students doing things to statues
winter cheer

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Bwoglines: Welcome Back Edition

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bwog cares about sports sometimes
bwoglines
I'm just rooting for the Broncos because my grandma loves Peyton Manning
it's new york everyone jaywalks
nature
nypd being sketchy
please don't let bwog see you eating pizza with a fork
welcome back

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Alert: Your ATM Has Been Tricked Out

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bordering on boringside but there was a fire!
firebenders did that
just so much cash in that car
more like driveybank amirite
pimp my ride
the modern day version of the free candy van
wait but isn't this super easy to steal?

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Call for Opening Remarks!

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Dr. Hughes: the original badass teacher
fiddle on dat roof
opening remarks
profs say the darndest things
TRADDDIIIITTIIION tradition
what ever happened to zac efron?

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Bwog Awakens From Its Slumber

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anything to stop us from thinking about classes starting tomorrow
bwog meeting tonight
justin brought sexy back we're just bringing ourselves back
new years resolution: go to bwog meetings
we don't fuck around with snacks
will it be a four course meal? no but better
you know you love us xoxo bwog

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Bwog Wants You!

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and you get to come to all the parties woo hooo
bwog wants you
daily application
if you're reading all these tags you probs will do a great job
join us!
pretty sure Barack Obama was once a bwog daily
we don't bite

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DSpar is Busy Expanding College Opportunities and Having it All Today

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and all while looking amazing
barnard
DSpar
dspar and barnard are tight after obamanard
fuck yeah cstep and heop
wonderwoman

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