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Senior Wisdom for Freshpeople

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 24 Comments

Each May, Bwog invites outgoing seniors—campus leaders, academic stars, and other Columbians eager to answer the question, “Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?”—to reminisce, voice their petty grievances, and give their advice to incoming first-years. Here are our favorites: the funniest, the truest, and the most useful. The Academics A good title […]

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Buy A Fridge, Save The Earth

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 1 Comments

The Columbia EcoReps are hosting their semi-annual “Reduce, Reuse, Save” Green sale starting today. That’s for you, fridge-less freshman! From noon to 4 pm in John Jay Lounge, the EcoReps will be peddling used dorm essentials– lamps, furniture, etc– for cheap. The sale will also continue from September 7-9 in Broadway Lounge from 3-7 PM […]

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2014: They Were On A Boat

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 8 Comments

Zoe Camp, BC ’14, was on a boat last night. This year’s New York City Event started off with a heavy dose of déjà vu. 2014ers strolling—or in the case of the many high-heel-clad girls, clopping—onto the flight deck of the Intrepid Sea, Air and Space Museum were greeted by a clapping, whooping sea of […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 5

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Advice: Drinking Alcohol Edition Carman Hall’s unwritten pillars of social wisdom (Now, written!) Residents of Carman floors 1-5 are restricted from using Carman’s “slow-ass” elevators to descend. Exceptions may be granted for laundry purposes. If a resident plays music at a volume sufficient to penetrate Carman’s foot-wide cinder block walls, other residents must retaliate. A […]

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ID-Ology: Morningside Bar Trading Cards

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 31 Comments

We hear Campo has been a real shitshow (always the fresh-person word of choice to describe anything) the last few nights. Explore your other options, limited as they may be, with bar trading cards, originally posted in last year’s Orientation Blue & White. Have fun post-gaming your Intrepid party! Illustrations by Stephen Davan. Click to […]

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Representative Democracy, We Got That

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 10 Comments

Hey 2014, in the next few weeks you will be introduced to a dizzying array of organizations, acronyms, slang, and food carts. Bwog knows it can be difficult to keep track, so here to ease your bureaucracy-induced agita is Bwog’s CCSC correspondent to untangle the web that is Columbia’s undergraduate student government. F@CU – Funding […]

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Dear Bwog: Muppets & Memory Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 4 Comments

Dear Bwog, I’m the Forgetful Jones of names. Help! Love, Elephant Envy Dear Elephant Envy, You’re meeting hundreds of people, so it’s natural to forget some names. One Bwogger recalls a ten minute long conversation with a complete stranger, who slightly resembled someone she had met earlier. Oops. Bwog finds that facial hair can be […]

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Orientation Schadenfreude

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 12 Comments

Orientation can be fun, provided you’re drunk or Kenneth the page. Columbia is very nice to you during NSOP (relish it!) and rents out the Met and everyone smiles and tells you where Pupin is when you ask them. There is, however, the underlying problem that you don’t know any of these people, and there’s […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 4

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 19 Comments

It’s listening time, kids. The Blue & White bestows more gems of wisdom: So you’ve arrived on campus, and you’re eager to find that work-study job that pays ten dollars an hour to sit on your derriere and do homework. Well, oh most Francophilic freshman, the B&W has some advice for you: avoid the Butler […]

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Big Wigs Want You! Sort Of

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 6 Comments

In July, we wrote about Kenneth Cole’s new and somewhat surprising friendship with Columbia. The details were slightly murky, but we knew that it was something to do with community service and a summer internship. Today, Deans Moody-Adams and Peña-Mora sent around an email officially announcing the Kenneth Cole Community Engagement Program. Prospective Kenneth Cole […]

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The Definitive Guide To Butler Sex

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 32 Comments

Five years ago, in The Blue & White, Chris Beam, CC ’06, answered all the questions anyone has ever had, past present and future, about Butler Sex. It remains one of the great masterpieces of our time. If you don’t know, now you know. When it comes to self-aggrandizing myths, Columbia rivals the Greeks. The […]

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A Fictional Census of Morningside Heights

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 13 Comments

From our Mapril issue of The Blue & White, Maddy Kloss charts a map of where to find Morningside Heights’ best-known fictional characters. Click to enlarge in a popup window.

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Architectural Appreciation: Lerner

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a building is only as good as the paper plates that decorate it
again with the hospital prison morgue vibes
built to anger the y2k bug
bwog was out of meal swipes bwog is always out of meal swipes where's a freshman when you need one
columbia will never learn from its past mistakes or should we say columbia will never lern
complete ineptitude with vertical transportation
damn ferris
death to even ground
goddamn precipices
hope you're reading this whilst in lerner learning about lerner in lerner etc etc
lerner hall
lerners lerning
lerning in lerner
like something out of an m.c. escher wet dream
party space my ass
subtle plug for bwog meetings
thanks COLUMBIA
underappreciated architectural structures

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CLASSES CANCELLED AFTER 3 P.M. TODAY

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blessed
classes are cancelled
school's out!
snow
thank

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Reminder: Glass House Rocks Tonight

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activities in EVERY ROOM
columbia as an entity of vibrant tradition
free food and games galore!
glass house rocks 2014
lerner serving its purpose as student center
look out for a potential valentine's day date!
not lerner party space
party at the ramps
so many activities much noisy very cramp
the largest undergraduate party ever told
underwater themed carnival notice
wave rave

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Bwoglines: Cold, Sick, And Alone Edition

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bruce jenner and his hair
bwog would swipe all the olympians to the right of course
bwog's favorite painting is the garden of earthly delights it's official!
bwoglines
hair trends
legitimate health news
the 600-year-old butt song from hell
tinder
when bwog gets dark

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Personals: Nathen, and Liam

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can we get discounts on 1020 drinks from posting this?
can't stop won't stop
dostoevsky...that body...
not hufflepuff
one does not study in jjs
personals
sista sista
tequila AND mountain dew more like
woman for man we like your style
write bwog a ballad pleaaaseeeee
yay we understand your scott pilgrim reference

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Slow Dakota Lives Up To Hype

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cropped sweaters literally the most confusing thing ever second only to crop turtlenecks
hipster nonsense
how many beanies in 1 room
ironic mustaches
loyal columbians lol
loyal only to the sort of music whose first off campus venue is brooklyn (said with love)
pbr and beards all around

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ESC: So Cool We Have Our Own Week

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bwog is enthusiastic
bwog likes sharks you should too
esc laptop stickers yessss
eweek looms
exciting excellent exquisite explosive esc
lerner party space aka always the move
our blue yay community spirit yay
updates from people who actually take math classes

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Admissions Releases Class of 2018 Application Count

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admissions
class of 2018
jessica marinaccio
jessica marinaccio kills dreams
undergraduate admissions

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