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Penis!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Due to the change in the Navigating Health Services theme, Bwog was briefly under the alarming impression that consent was no longer sexy. To our great relief we confirmed today that consent is, in fact, sexy. Still. And… exhale! Proving that the Health Services team is an upbeat, if maybe not particularly creative bunch, today’s […]

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Health Services Was Helpful Yesterday

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 0 Comments

Upperclassmen, you’ve seen this one before. Peter Sterne, CC’14, writes from the Health Services Skit. NSOP is a strange time when normally impersonal and bureaucratic instruments of the administration try to humorously (and cornily) appeal to incoming, naïve freshmen. Every department does things differently: the Division of Student Affairs gives us Dean Shollenberger, who has […]

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What You Need To Know About Manhattanville

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Class of 2014: among your many distinctive traits (you got 2400’s on your SATs! You got 2380 on your SATs!) you will also be the first Columbia class to see physical proof of our new campus, just a few blocks uptown in Manhattanville. You’ll hear a lot about Manhattanville in the next few weeks and […]

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ROFL: Your Columbia Acronym Guide

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 20 Comments

In CC taking UW in IAB after NSOP and COBOP? NP! Alright freshpeople, we know you’ve just been thrust into a world where 3/4 of the rest of the population seems to speak in just letters. Here’s a quick little guide to campus acronyms and initialisms we’ve put together to help you out: The Schools […]

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Batten Down the Hatches, Take a Nap

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 6 Comments

Hurricane Earl is ready to spew some nasty moderate rain over Manhattan. Barnard Director of Public Safety Dianna Pennetti sent out a rather alarmist email to students this afternoon and here’s the takeaway: There’s a Tropical Storm Watch in effect for Manhattan this evening. So it might rain and be windy like Claremont Ave. in […]

"hurricane" outweighs "not that much rain" in administrative panic-calculus

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Senior Wisdom for Freshpeople

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 24 Comments

Each May, Bwog invites outgoing seniors—campus leaders, academic stars, and other Columbians eager to answer the question, “Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?”—to reminisce, voice their petty grievances, and give their advice to incoming first-years. Here are our favorites: the funniest, the truest, and the most useful. The Academics A good title […]

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Buy A Fridge, Save The Earth

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 1 Comments

The Columbia EcoReps are hosting their semi-annual “Reduce, Reuse, Save” Green sale starting today. That’s for you, fridge-less freshman! From noon to 4 pm in John Jay Lounge, the EcoReps will be peddling used dorm essentials– lamps, furniture, etc– for cheap. The sale will also continue from September 7-9 in Broadway Lounge from 3-7 PM […]

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2014: They Were On A Boat

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 8 Comments

Zoe Camp, BC ’14, was on a boat last night. This year’s New York City Event started off with a heavy dose of déjà vu. 2014ers strolling—or in the case of the many high-heel-clad girls, clopping—onto the flight deck of the Intrepid Sea, Air and Space Museum were greeted by a clapping, whooping sea of […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 5

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Advice: Drinking Alcohol Edition Carman Hall’s unwritten pillars of social wisdom (Now, written!) Residents of Carman floors 1-5 are restricted from using Carman’s “slow-ass” elevators to descend. Exceptions may be granted for laundry purposes. If a resident plays music at a volume sufficient to penetrate Carman’s foot-wide cinder block walls, other residents must retaliate. A […]

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ID-Ology: Morningside Bar Trading Cards

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 31 Comments

We hear Campo has been a real shitshow (always the fresh-person word of choice to describe anything) the last few nights. Explore your other options, limited as they may be, with bar trading cards, originally posted in last year’s Orientation Blue & White. Have fun post-gaming your Intrepid party! Illustrations by Stephen Davan. Click to […]

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Representative Democracy, We Got That

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 10 Comments

Hey 2014, in the next few weeks you will be introduced to a dizzying array of organizations, acronyms, slang, and food carts. Bwog knows it can be difficult to keep track, so here to ease your bureaucracy-induced agita is Bwog’s CCSC correspondent to untangle the web that is Columbia’s undergraduate student government. F@CU – Funding […]

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Dear Bwog: Muppets & Memory Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 4 Comments

Dear Bwog, I’m the Forgetful Jones of names. Help! Love, Elephant Envy Dear Elephant Envy, You’re meeting hundreds of people, so it’s natural to forget some names. One Bwogger recalls a ten minute long conversation with a complete stranger, who slightly resembled someone she had met earlier. Oops. Bwog finds that facial hair can be […]

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Personals: Alexandra and Alexandra

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alexandra and alexandra
bwog royalty
could probably switch identities if they really wanted to
date either date both
endless looooovveee
freaky friday
heroes of my heart
occupy 210
people we love unconditonally
personals
pregaming bwog meetings
she loves bad bitches that's her fucking problem

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Bwog Video Presents: BWORKOUT

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a different kind of workout
bwog video
bworkout
double stuf oreos
roommates with unidentifiable accents
socks on bandanas on ready to get fit
watch this while eating m&ms directly from the 12 ounce bag that your parents sent you
what?
wtf did i just watch

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SGA: eBear To Be Extinct By March

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all about those mini gyms
always disappointed about lack of 3d printer news
attachment issues
ebear
global warming did this to ebear
putting away outdated things
sga
slovenly yet majestic creatures
when we have to say goodbye

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Personals: Justin, Brittany, and Pupin

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clever math
it's pupin not poopin
personals
pupin
pupin is a sad old man
so many links oh my god justin this was so annoying
the depths of hell

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From The Issue: Outsider Culture

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dessert in america: cinnamon and fried patriotism. mmm
diversity
from the issue
online exclusive sounds so fancy
tck
the blue and white
third culture kids

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Architectural Appreciation: Lerner

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a building is only as good as the paper plates that decorate it
again with the hospital prison morgue vibes
built to anger the y2k bug
bwog was out of meal swipes bwog is always out of meal swipes where's a freshman when you need one
columbia will never learn from its past mistakes or should we say columbia will never lern
complete ineptitude with vertical transportation
damn ferris
death to even ground
goddamn precipices
hope you're reading this whilst in lerner learning about lerner in lerner etc etc
lerner hall
lerners lerning
lerning in lerner
like something out of an m.c. escher wet dream
party space my ass
subtle plug for bwog meetings
thanks COLUMBIA
underappreciated architectural structures

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CLASSES CANCELLED AFTER 3 P.M. TODAY

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blessed
classes are cancelled
school's out!
snow
thank

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Reminder: Glass House Rocks Tonight

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activities in EVERY ROOM
columbia as an entity of vibrant tradition
free food and games galore!
glass house rocks 2014
lerner serving its purpose as student center
look out for a potential valentine's day date!
not lerner party space
party at the ramps
so many activities much noisy very cramp
the largest undergraduate party ever told
underwater themed carnival notice
wave rave

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