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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Oh, And Trojans

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 26 Comments

The Container Store is still open; return your stupid storage boxes today! If you’re anything like us, you’re spending hours researching and cross-referencing lists of things to take to school. Living in the storage closets that are Columbia dorms presents its own special challenges, however, so we’ve compiled a list of the things we Bwog […]

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How to Be Popular: What to Bring

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 5 Comments

Holy smokes 2014, you’re going to college tomorrow! Let Bwog help you pack. International and West Coast kids are already on campus– take advantage of your Bed, Bath and Beyond trip! Making friends is stressful. Exhale, friends. With a few simple tchotchkes, your classmates and your floormates will flock to your room, you can talk […]

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NSOP Schedules Are Here! And We Know What You’re Doing Next Week

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 51 Comments

Update, 8/28: Remember that bizarro fire ritual (not this one) they do one night of NSOP? We hear that this year, that’s being replaced with a screening of Remember the Titans. Freshmen-in-waiting, break out your day planners…now! The 2010 NSOP Committee released the precious schedule books today, which as always contain more mandatory Orientation activities […]

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Sixteen Recent Columbia Alumni Win Fulbrights

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 13 Comments

A new record for old Baby Blue, if that’s what that color is.

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Welcome to Bwog.com!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 9 Comments

Adjust your bookmarks, tell your friends. Wahoo!

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Overseen: Buying Breakfast Buddies

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bwog is always hungry lez be real
bwog is watching sunny now and everything seems to relate
call me beep me if you wanna eat with me
mcbain: land of the crazy bulletin board flyers
overseen
someone is sick of eating their curly fries all alone
the quickest way to make friends is to buy them
things are already getting dark for some people

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Bucket List: Chocolate and Homeric Violence

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bucket list
bwog has never been to LDEO but is curious about all the chill environmentalists and isolation
I hear chemistry seminars have cookie time
lots of stuff happening at columbia doncha know
things you should be doing instead of watching netflix

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Bwoglines: Aw Hell Nah Edition

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#blacklivesmatter
are you fucking kidding florida?
bwoglines
FUCKING BUTCHERY
just watch house of cards for the first episode and bwog swears you won't stop
NSFW
porn
that girl's mom clearly did not tell her to "be aware" in the big city
why don't you just have sex with an actual person doe

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Class of 2018 Keeps it Up With a Fresh Round of Stupid Facebook Posts

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"fuck you bwog don't you remember what it was like to get in to CU?"
2018 making a name for themselves already
bwog is basically a hacking extraordinaire
class of 2018
class of 2018 facebook posts
don't read bwog--prezbo
fresh faces
so young and unafraid
they can't keep bwog out
trolling (we hope)
twitter ratio is everything
would you rather? disgusting version

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Substance-Free Housing: A Vomitless Floor in McBain?

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4 am fire alarms are the great equalizer
alternative mcbain living
dry life has its perks
if only mcbain's toilets actually looked that good
mcbain may be the only option for sophomores...but at least you have options within mcbain!
substance-free housing
vomit-free
we bet the dry floor is much less smelly and sloppy

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What’s that (G)Lowing Through the Storm

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#turnitblue
Bwog actually isn't sick of the snow yet.
low library stop trying to be the Empire State Building
low looks pretty
SEAS 150
seas week is coming
the engineers did well on this one

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Community Forum on Sexual Violence Tomorrow

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coalition against sexual violence community forum
columbia deserves better
community forums
sexual violence
take a stand
your opinion matters

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BwogSports: Lions Play Their Hearts Out on Valentine’s Day

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Alex Rosenberg
bastard refs
bwog could officiate that game better
bwog supports its teams
Hahvahd sucks
maodo lo
support your teams!
valentine's day
we should have won
you're missing out if you weren't there

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