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Dear Bwog: Heat Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 33 Comments

Dear Bwog, It’s fucking hot. ~Sweat Bead Dearest Sweat Bead, Bwog suffers from an acute case of back of the knee sweat. Every step feels sticky. So, we feel your pain. The good news is that NYC cools off by the end of the month. In the meantime, put your refrigerator to good use. Girls, […]

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Barnard Convocation: Joan Rivers Was Here

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 0 Comments

Nino Rekhviashvili, BC ’14, participated in a large and fire-hazardous ceremony at Barnard Convocation last night. She reports here. If you’d like to contribute to Bwog, please email us at contribute@bwog.com! At 7:00 PM, hundreds of freshly moved-in first year Barnard women wearily congregated in Barnard Hall for Convocation. DSpar, maestro of ceremonies, reminded fresh-faced […]

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Class Act: 1,600 Kazoos

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 8 Comments

For CC ’14er Gabby Beans, last night’s Class Act was a welcome opportunity to, as the 75-page NSOP manual put it, “sit back, relax, and enjoy.” But she found that difficult to do with a thousand little kazoos buzzing in her ears, and the sounds of Michael Bublé inexplicably wafting over the freshpeople-packed room. Her […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 2

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 1 Comments

This morning, your Blue & White advice comes from the 19th century. “In conclusion let a word of warning be given to all who are about to begin their work in the School of Mines. Whatever course you may select, stick to it. Every one is good, and if you desire success after graduation remember […]

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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Overseen: JJ’s Poultry

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don't miss the meal plan that much
JJ's chicken wings
nope nope nope nope
overseen
still going to JJ's when everything else is closed
that is downright disgusting

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Bwoglines: Organic Edition

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100% Organic Bwog
bell peppers can't be that good for you
cancer's bad mmmmkay
feel good; it's organic
fewer homeless families on the street is a good thing
help homeless children it's important
those decrepit apartments are still better than a double in the McBain shaft
We don't need a new nutrition label to tell us how unhealthy all that cheese is

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Ménage à Bwog: Where Will You Sex?

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Bwog Housing
housing 2014
May the odds ever be in your favor
now the llc that's where the kinky stuff happens
people expect you to have sex in mcbain honestly
sex in the sgo
you're an animal Roaree it's in your nature

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CCSC: Hosting Public Forum On Election Changes

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alexandra svokos
alumni affairs
ccsc
ch-ch-ch-changes
daphne chen
editors emeriti
election changes
free food sort of
non-alcoholic beverages
the ccsc dresses in contrasting colors and blue jeans exclusively
they want to hear from YOU! so get on over to the satow room

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Columbia Professor Mark Becker Has Passed Away

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condolences

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A Joint Meeting (We Hope the Pun Was Intended)

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a joint meeting
an elephant snorting a fern
columbia university college republicans
cucr
everyone was so blunt
it wasn't all it was cracked up to be
it's a burning issue
no drugs in the brownies
people got blazed
people got burned
SSDP
students for a sensible drug policy

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SGA: Affirmative Snaps and Silent Applause

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femsex
HAPPY MONDAY
happy thursday
more of the nard
PGPs: more important than you could ever know
PGPs: snow snow and snow
sga
ughhhh fuck your gender binary

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Several Columbia Bands Playing Really Fancy Nightclub Tonight

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columbia makes music
new york's hottest club is SLAKE and they have everything columbia bands lights psychos furbies babies screaming in mozart wigs and sunburned drifters with soap sud beards
nine-year-old tokyo pimp ichiaku guru is back with an all new hotspot that answers the question “WHAT?!”
people with greater musical ability than we will ever know
phonoscenes
Slow Dakota
sounds like the strokes
sun looks down
talented columbians

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