Professors are bursting at the seams (and mouths) with excitement to be back in the classroom—send us all the lines they use to make their course seem fun and cool before the shopping period is over.
Fellow Bwoggers ventured into the laundry rooms of their freshly moved-in dorms and noted just how incredibly scary they are. When every trip to the laundry room feels like a descent to hell, Bwog feels that it is necessary to rank each dorm by how likely you are to be found dead while laundering.
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