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Worst Places To Block Foot Traffic On Campus

By Victoria Arancio on Jan 25, 2018 0 Comments

It’s 10:08: you’re rushing to get to your seminar in Barnard Hall on time, but you’re still on college walk. You’re sprinting to get there on time before your professor makes another embarrassing comment. Here’s some rough spots on campus to find yourself when you’re crunched for time. Hamilton stairs: some people have to run all the way […]

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A Journey Into The EC Inferno

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2018 0 Comments

“I live in shame, a whore awash in sewage.” -Dante/Me, standing by as someone pees in the dishwasher. Though we all encounter the 9 circles of hell when we read Dante’s Inferno, there is a more familiar wretched zone that Vergil doesn’t tell us about: EC. The journey from campus to EC on a Friday night can be […]

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Believe In Yourself And Be A Better Student This Semester

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2018 0 Comments

It’s a new year and a new semester, which means you probably made double the promises be a better student this semester. That can be a hard promise to keep, which is why Bwog is here with our best tips to help you get through Spring 2018 with your GPA intact. If you have any other […]

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Horror Story: Dark EC Elevators

By Danielle Mikaelian on Jan 25, 2018 1 Comments

Guest Bwogger Danielle Mikaelian brings a more-terrifying-than-usual tale of EC elevators after they were plunged into sudden darkness over the weekend. Because everyone knows, the rules of human decency don’t apply anymore once the lights go out. Sometimes you need to party your worries (and the concept of a GPA) away. If the brownstones on […]

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Bwoglines: Thank God This Week Is Almost Over Edition

By Isabel Sepúlveda on Jan 25, 2018 0 Comments

Happening in the World: A Brazilian court has upheld the corruption conviction of former president, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, potentially jeopardizing his current presidential campaign. He emerged as an early front-runner in the election this year but Brazilian law prohibits candidates with convictions held up on appeal to run for office, potientially opening the playing field […]

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A Historian Meets History: The 60s Underground Press

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2018 3 Comments

Last night, historian John McMillian spoke in the first in a series of events, co-sponsored by the Grolier Club and the Lehman Center for American History, that will commemorate the 50th anniversary of the Columbia protests in April 1968. His talk, “The Sixties Underground Press and the Rise of Alternative Media in America” was just […]

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Columbia Frats As The Bachelor Contestant Stereotypes

By Youngweon Lee on Jan 24, 2018 6 Comments

Staff Writer Lucy Danger, who knows nothing about Columbia frats, and Social Media Editor Youngweon Lee, who knows nothing about The Bachelor, teamed up to match frats with contestant stereotypes. Lucy provided the stereotypes and Youngweon arbitrarily assigned frats to said stereotypes. Please don’t take this seriously. This list is completely made up and makes […]

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A Not-At-All Bitter Review Of My Suitemate’s Singing

By Levi Cohen on Jan 24, 2018 2 Comments

Sometimes, Bwog reviews professional performers showcasing their talent on campus. Other times, Bwog reviews less-than-professional performers holding us metaphorically hostage. This review, by staffer Levi Cohen, falls into the second category. There are two meanings to the phrase “captive audience.” The first is an audience that is caught up in whatever is being performed. The […]

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New Year, New Dean, New Snacks At GSSC Meeting

By Jenny Zhu on Jan 24, 2018 0 Comments

Diverting from her usual Bwog fare of oddly-relatable shitposts, Deputy Editor Jenny Zhu stepped in this week to cover GSSC’s (General Studies Student Council) first meeting of the new semester. This week’s GSSC meeting opened with a feast of fresh fruit offerings, courtesy of the newly-appointed GS Dean, Lisa Rosen-Metsch. Dean Rosen-Metsch, who introduced herself to GSSC […]

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Bwoglines: Timothée Chalamet Edition

By Alex Tang on Jan 24, 2018 0 Comments

Happening in the World: Earlier this month, a woman managed to evade airport security and board a flight from Chicago to London without a boarding pass. This isn’t the first time she’s managed to sneak onto a flight. (The New York Times) Happening in the US: Oscar nominations are out! This year’s nominees for Best […]

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Fire Drill Game: How Many Of These People Can You Spot?

By Thomas Saenz on Jan 23, 2018 0 Comments

We’ve all been there. You’re peacefully sleeping on a Saturday morning when suddenly, the sonic pits of hell are opened as the fire alarm lining your hallway rings off. Hesitant at first, you contemplate staying in bed and waiting it out yet decide to head downstairs just in case. As you come outside, all of […]

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Welcome Back: ESC Talks Elections

By Zoe Sottile on Jan 23, 2018 0 Comments

Last night, Engineering Student Council reconvened for their first meeting of spring semester. Staff writer Zöe Sottile went and learned about various project updates as well as the changing elections process. VP Policy Zoha Qamar VP Qamar announced her new role as ESC representative for the Student Group Adjucation Hearing Panel, a panel with six […]

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Senior Wisdom: Riva Weinstein

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"companies pay me to advertise and i go on instagram and tell everyone this product killed my mother and stopped up my toilet"
"I DIDN'T CATFISH A BEE BUT I WOULD"
"someone please explain why roman emperor caligula looks like mark zuckerberg"
d.h. is my inspiration....no RIVA is my inspiration
fr read all of riva's arts coverage
genius with the lemony snicket moment
hey... j**** f****
nice try the government
nighttime sacrifices to hekate
renaissance woman if we ever saw one
riva queen of the arts
the only reason we have a minoan snake goddess emoji and i'm thankful
wow can't believe riva invented aching
zack stepped on a rat will go down in history

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Columbia Announces Addition Of A Summer Semester Among COVID-19 Updates

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breaking
coronavirus
fall 2020
please give us actual information we're literally begging you
summer 2021
will fall 2020 even be on campus?

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Senior Wisdom: Jeanne Locker

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bwog loves jeanne
bwog tech
bye bye oral sex
jeanne is so smart and nice
jeanne!!
polisci and compsci?? get you a girl who can do both
senior wisdom
thank you for fixing the site
who shat in her shower??

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Bwog In Bed: Read The Room, Babe!

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charli xcx said here babes have this transcendent piece of no-skip art i whipped up for u in like three seconds ! xoxo
fuck that english teacher tho she was so mean
i don't think we're talking about plants v zombies enough
i'm over it!
my professors are being very sweet it's literally not their faults i just cannot muster the strength
omg my last bwoglines maybe???
still debating on the head-shaving thing

Late Night Bwog

A Barnard Haiku

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every time
late night bwog
rip barnard laundry room thong you will be missed
this is my last bwog post ever and that's as it should be. thank you all i love you goodbye

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Froggy Madness: A Ranking Of The Animals I Have Encountered Recently

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bro tell me how i am ill rn without having left the house
froggy exile is my favorite phrase of all time
i definitely yelled something mean at the turkey vulture
i submitted the essay btw it sucked !
i would promise im not as deranged as this post is but like u know how it is rn
i'm a simp for punxsutawney phil
let's get the rodent some bwog clout!
sorry to the deer i didn't include

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Senior Wisdom: Alex Tang

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back to the west coast
bwog loves alex
bwog science
bwog will miss you
senior wisdom
smartest person ever

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Open Letter To Our Professors: Zoom Do’s And Don’ts

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do's and don'ts
online learning
profs we know ur doing ur best and thank you!! but please make it as painless on us as possible
show me your pets
we wanna know how you're doing
zoom

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