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Save Yourself And Drop That Class

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2018 2 Comments

Dear Columbia students taking more than twenty credits: It’s not worth it. All six of those classes may seem interesting now, but just think of how exhausted you’ll be in a few weeks when midterms season hits and you have three exams, two papers, and a presentation all within five days of each other. Today […]

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Bwoglines: Please Chill Edition

By Betsy Ladyzhets on Jan 26, 2018 0 Comments

Happening in the World: In Russia, Vladimir Putin is basically running for president against himself, and seems poised for reelection on March 15. The Kremlin is struggling to make the campaign interesting, however; current organizations attempting to “generate buzz” include “I Really Like Putin!”, “For Putin!”, and “Putin Team.” (NYT) Happening in the US: An Amtrak engineer in […]

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Close Encounters Of The JJ’s Kind

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2018 1 Comments

JJ’s: home of fried food, lines longer than those for the Hamilton elevator, and more often than not, encounters we wish we would have forgotten in the morning. We collected a bunch of Bwogger’s strangest JJ’s stories; be sure to put yours in the comments! JJ’s forces friendships “One time my friends and I all […]

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The Return Of Cooking With Bwog

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2018 0 Comments

Ever thought about cooking, but were scared that you might be the next unfortunate soul that sets their dorm on fire? Ever grown tired of boxed pancake mixes, but remembered that one time when you confused baking soda for baking powder and ended up with a bitter, circular piece of cardboard? Well, fasten your bikini-bod […]

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Worst Places To Block Foot Traffic On Campus

By Victoria Arancio on Jan 25, 2018 0 Comments

It’s 10:08: you’re rushing to get to your seminar in Barnard Hall on time, but you’re still on college walk. You’re sprinting to get there on time before your professor makes another embarrassing comment. Here’s some rough spots on campus to find yourself when you’re crunched for time. Hamilton stairs: some people have to run all the way […]

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A Journey Into The EC Inferno

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2018 0 Comments

“I live in shame, a whore awash in sewage.” -Dante/Me, standing by as someone pees in the dishwasher. Though we all encounter the 9 circles of hell when we read Dante’s Inferno, there is a more familiar wretched zone that Vergil doesn’t tell us about: EC. The journey from campus to EC on a Friday night can be […]

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Believe In Yourself And Be A Better Student This Semester

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2018 0 Comments

It’s a new year and a new semester, which means you probably made double the promises be a better student this semester. That can be a hard promise to keep, which is why Bwog is here with our best tips to help you get through Spring 2018 with your GPA intact. If you have any other […]

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Horror Story: Dark EC Elevators

By Danielle Mikaelian on Jan 25, 2018 1 Comments

Guest Bwogger Danielle Mikaelian brings a more-terrifying-than-usual tale of EC elevators after they were plunged into sudden darkness over the weekend. Because everyone knows, the rules of human decency don’t apply anymore once the lights go out. Sometimes you need to party your worries (and the concept of a GPA) away. If the brownstones on […]

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Bwoglines: Thank God This Week Is Almost Over Edition

By Isabel Sepúlveda on Jan 25, 2018 0 Comments

Happening in the World: A Brazilian court has upheld the corruption conviction of former president, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, potentially jeopardizing his current presidential campaign. He emerged as an early front-runner in the election this year but Brazilian law prohibits candidates with convictions held up on appeal to run for office, potientially opening the playing field […]

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A Historian Meets History: The 60s Underground Press

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2018 3 Comments

Last night, historian John McMillian spoke in the first in a series of events, co-sponsored by the Grolier Club and the Lehman Center for American History, that will commemorate the 50th anniversary of the Columbia protests in April 1968. His talk, “The Sixties Underground Press and the Rise of Alternative Media in America” was just […]

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Columbia Frats As The Bachelor Contestant Stereotypes

By Youngweon Lee on Jan 24, 2018 6 Comments

Staff Writer Lucy Danger, who knows nothing about Columbia frats, and Social Media Editor Youngweon Lee, who knows nothing about The Bachelor, teamed up to match frats with contestant stereotypes. Lucy provided the stereotypes and Youngweon arbitrarily assigned frats to said stereotypes. Please don’t take this seriously. This list is completely made up and makes […]

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A Not-At-All Bitter Review Of My Suitemate’s Singing

By Levi Cohen on Jan 24, 2018 2 Comments

Sometimes, Bwog reviews professional performers showcasing their talent on campus. Other times, Bwog reviews less-than-professional performers holding us metaphorically hostage. This review, by staffer Levi Cohen, falls into the second category. There are two meanings to the phrase “captive audience.” The first is an audience that is caught up in whatever is being performed. The […]

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Items In Your Room You Wouldn’t Want Your Professors To See On Zoom

Lia Jung 0

please appreciate my framed portrait of Carl Jung
what zoom backgrounds are actually for
yes this is my impeccably clean room for I am the perfect student and human being

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Bwoglines: Dining Edition

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COVID-19 response
get tested!

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Barnard Horoscopes 2020

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if we fall in love i WILL read your horoscope everyday
im a sagittarius sun and i approve this message
learning my moon sign completely changed me
what can i say? i like these okay
yes another zodiac sign post

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How To Mess Up Your Research From Home When You Can’t Mess It Up In Person

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i miss the rush of spending all day making rna then accidentally pouring it down the sink
i must create chaos
incubator smell is the WORST
the struggle is real guys
this is mostly a work of fiction i have not deliberately tried to inconvenience my advisor... yet
though that may change depending on how microbio goes
wear gloves while fucking up your experiment in person though best to mess that up and not your actual body
you should be cleaning your incubators btw they should not get that nasty

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How (Not) To Recruit For Your Club

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#anyone else want to send a carrier pigeon at dusk by the light of a lantern to a far away secret lesbian lover
#but actually rush bwog
#bwoggitywoggity
#shoutout to the clubs that i get emails for but never go to

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Bwoglines: Wildfires Edition

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bwog to the top
have a soft story during a hard time
long live the queen of thorns
please stay safe everyone

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How To Keep Yourself Focused In A Zoom Lecture

Daniel Ortega-Venni 2

coolmath
put your phone away
taking six classes is not the vibe
who remembers that one tanks game
zoomiversity

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Cooking With Bwog: Dalgona… Tea?

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"YUMMY"
are tea drinkers actually more sophisticated than coffee drinkers or do they just think they are hmm
cooking with bwog
dalgona tea
good luck this year everyone
yum!

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