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Bwoglines: Sinking Ships Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 13, 2016 0 Comments

A sunken ship called the HMS Terror was discovered in the Arctic, roughly 168 years after its shipwreck. Apparently, its voyage (with the ultimate goal of finding the Northwest Passage) was doomed from the start–probably because the Northwest Passage doesn’t exist. We suggest you name your ships a little better next time, @British Royal Navy. […]

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Field Notes: Tales Of Degeneracy Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 12, 2016 0 Comments

After the first week of classes, Columbia students did not let us down by having a weekend full of bad decisions, regrets, and first years drinking bad alcohol. We bring you the tales of this weekend’s degeneracy for your reflection as you weep in Butler on a Monday night. If you have any notes from […]

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What Not To Do In Your Shafted Single

By Bwog Staff on Sep 12, 2016 1 Comments

As we settle into the new year, some of us have upgraded our housing from last year in different ways—including dropping our roommates. However, some people, like myself, have struggled with remembering a key fact: just because you don’t have a roommate doesn’t mean that no one is watching. My new single is so shafted […]

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MilVets And Student Leaders Provide Additional Support Resources To Students

By Bwog Staff on Sep 12, 2016 0 Comments

Following the passing of GS student Uri Florez, extensive support opportunities have been extended to students grieving the loss of their fellow classmate. GSSC President Julian LaRosa announced in an email that student leaders and Columbia MilVets are providing extended office hours as an addition to the typical support resources. The group will be hosting the open meetings at […]

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Where Art Thou: Arts? (The Sequel)

By Bwog Staff on Sep 12, 2016 0 Comments

New York City is packed with amazing culture and inspiring art, but sometimes it’s difficult to break the Morningside-bubble and experience it all first-hand. “Where Art Thou” is a weekly guide to interesting and notable lectures, events, and performances for the literary/musically/ theatrically-inclined on campus. Tuesday, September 13 Tomo Mori: Concerto Encircling, 5:30 pm, Miller […]

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Bwoglines: Men Just Don’t Understand Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 12, 2016 3 Comments

Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was diagnosed with pneumonia Sunday afternoon after stumbling out of a 9/11 memorial event in the morning. We can’t wait to hear what Trump has to say about this. He’ll probably blame it on menstruation. (CNN) Carnegie Deli is offering a giant sandwich for free to models in New York Fashion Week […]

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How To Be A Nighttime Butlerite

By Bwog Staff on Sep 12, 2016 0 Comments

The first weekend at Columbia is ending, and many doe-eyed freshies are getting accustomed to Butler (or is Butler getting accustomed to the freshies?). Either way, some are bound to spend a number of late, late nights in Butler, taking advantage of the calm and emptiness to pour their hearts out into their work. For […]

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Barnard Students And The Case Of The Missing Mirrors

By Betsy Ladyzhets on Sep 11, 2016 0 Comments

So we’re back from summer and settling into our primitively furnished, university-provided dwellings, right? Well, turns out we can’t even rely on Columbia or Barnard to even meet the primitive room necessities which we actually kinda require. In her latest investigation, Internal Editor Betsy Ladyzhets peers into the murky pool of Barnard’s facilities—but she sees no reflection. […]

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We Know You Didn’t Go To Church So Come To Our Meeting Tonight To Save Your Soul

By Bwog Staff on Sep 11, 2016 1 Comments

Bwog, like your average non-denominational Christian church, assembles every Sunday to meet, reflect upon the week, and plan ahead for the future. We know you didn’t go to church (what would our friend Augustine say?) so do something to cleanse your soul and come to our wholesome, totally 100% non-alcoholic, mother approved meeting tonight. As this is our […]

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Eating In MoHi With Restrictions

By Jennifer Nugent on Sep 11, 2016 0 Comments

The school year has only just begun, and yet we’ve already suffered through at least a week of dining hall food. Many people on campus have sensitive allergies or food preferences that they adhere to, and it can be difficult to find places outside of the labeled options in John Jay that will cater to […]

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Playlist For Your First Hungover Study Session

By Gabrielle Kloppers on Sep 11, 2016 0 Comments

With another weekend of nighttime activities just concluded, Barnumbia students are beginning to realize they shouldn’t be partying like it’s still NSOP. As we prepare to hunker down in the air-conditioned tomb of Butler, staff writer Gabrielle Kloppers has put together a playlist to prepare you for the multiple Red Bulls you’ll be downing to […]

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Bwoglines: Circling The Drain Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 11, 2016 0 Comments

Floating Hanjin Shipping, a South Korean container and shipping lines, officially went bankrupt on August 31st. As of today, 14.5 billion dollars worth of goods remains floating around the world’s seas, and 66 of Hanjin’s container ships cannot enter into most ports. What will happen to these goods and Hanjin is still being hashed out. […]

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GSSC Says GS Gala Is Almost Here!

Andrew Chee 0

can bwog come to gs gala
everyone go to gs meetings
gs gala is fancy
gs golden globes
GS stands for goop salad
GS students have feelings too
gssc
i can't even think of anything funny to say
just kidding that's mean
school of graduate students?
sorry this is so late i lost track of time

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Bwog Book Club: ‘What Is Not Yours Is Not Yours’

Levi Cohen 0

BRING HELEN OYEYEMI TO COLUMBIA CHALLENGE
bwog book club
helen oyeyemi
short stories are the most delicious form of nutrition
short stories for the barnumbian soul
so many gays!

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Hear Ye, Hear Ye: Senior Wisdom Nominations Are Open

Zoe Sottile 0

and nor will anyone i love
but where do seniors go when they graduate
call for senior wisdom nominations
cheese whiz is wisdomous
do seniors go to a nice farm upstate when they graduate
graduation is a lot like death
im never going to graduate
senior citizen
senior wisdom
who doesn't love attention
wiz khalifa has wisdom

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Barnard Reslife Does Not Know Where The Dorms Are

Bwog Staff 2

bwind beneath my wings
bwog is my personal outlet to complain about my barnumbia related grievances
bwog shits on reslife part 1000
can they PLEASE turn the A/C back on in sulz lol
certain people at reslife work really hard and i appreciate them
get me out of the quad
i fully spent like 10 minutes making a new map of barnard and that says a lot about my procrastination habits
others seem to purposefully fuck with us
this is a joke

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Bwoglines: TFW All Of Your Organs Are On The Wrong Side Of Your Body

Brigid Cromwell 1

~vaccinations~
bye bye brooklyn
her heart was there tho
i <3 organs
idk where my organs are lol
measles is encroaching
my nose will not stop running
spongebob dried up in sandy's dome
when your organs are wildin
you could stop at 5 or 6 stores or just 1

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2019 My Columbia College Journey: Campus (CULT)ure

Leo Bevilacqua 5

ccsc
DEANTINI FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED
gay jew
I LOVE YOU
im a young tony kushner love me
oh kay but you can't say I wasn't funny
overheard
salted rim
salty
SRSLY DEANTINI PLZ ALLOW ME TO GRADUATE
WHERE IS THE LIE?

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LectureHop: Translation of the Genetic Code (Brakes Included)

Alex Tang 0

biology is the best science don't @ me
bwog science
DNA --> RNA --> Protein
lecturehop
the mitochondria gets all the credit but the ribosome is pretty cool too!
though i will be saying "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" till the day i die

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Barnard Announces Spring 2019 Phi Beta Kappa Inductees

Sarah Braner 2

congrats to all!
meanwhile i'm just trying to keep my head above water in intro bio
phi beta kappa
tried to stick with the tradition of using the athena statue for this kind of post

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