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Bwoglines: Yer A Wizard Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 07, 2016 0 Comments

Get ready to feel a little more mediocre than you already did: New York high school senior Augusta Uwamanzu-Nna is the second student from her school to be accepted to all eight Ivy League Schools. Oh, and she got into MIT. (CBS) John Stamos as a crazy French Chef? The upcoming production of The Little Mermaid at the Hollywood Bowl […]

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Ask Bwog: How To Seduce Your Senior Scramble Match

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 0 Comments

Earlier today, we received a question from an anonymous tipster about the Senior Scramble results, which supposedly came out today. The email said: “i got a senior scramble match do i email them back? wink at them over a 40? plz advize” Well, tipster, we can assure you that you’re not alone in wondering how […]

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Student Council Election Results Are Out

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 7 Comments

CCSC, ESC, and University Senator results are out. We’ll skip the fluff – here’s your new student council! Some big positions are listed here, and every position’s full election results are at the bottom of the post. CCSC Executive Board: President: Nicole Allicock (1U Party) VP of Policy: Abby Porter (1U Party) VP of Finance: Anuj Sharma (1U Party) VP of Communications: Josh […]

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Introducing The Class of 2020: Columbia Rox And Everyone Else Sux

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 11 Comments

Most of us look back on the early posts of our class Facebook groups with shame and bewilderment—they are testament to the one quality that freshmen at every institution embody: utter doltishness. If you’ve ever hoped that the species would evolve past this kind of posturing, it was in vain, for the Columbia Class of 2020 […]

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 2

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 6 Comments

If you made it through Day 1 of housing selection without passing out, good for you! Have a Cow Tale to celebrate. Even if you did lose consciousness, have a Cow Tale anyway. Maybe your blood sugar is low. The stakes will only get higher as the days go on, so make sure to stay […]

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Presenting High-Def Pictures From Bacchanal

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 0 Comments

Ready to just move on from Bacchanal? Unfortunately, you still have to put up with all the great pictures we took at the event. This one goes out to all the people who were too drunk, high, or lawn-relegated to take good pictures, not to mention all the people who were CAVA’d at noon. Relive […]

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Fix The Carman Elevators: A Plea

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 0 Comments

Ostensibly, Carman has three elevators: two slow people-movers right past the security desk, and one freight elevator, if you’re willing to climb steps and walk through empty, circuitous, vaguely-menacing hallways. Of course, this hasn’t been the reality for the past few days—nearly a week. Instead, there has been only one operational elevator in a building housing […]

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GSSC Celebrates April Fools And Goes Overboard On Gala Budget

By Romane Thomas on Apr 06, 2016 0 Comments

GSSC isn’t afraid to have a little fun…but that doesn’t always result in a balanced budget. Winsome Wednesday contributor Romane Thomas reports back on the goings-on at GSSC, from poorly Photoshopped images and website redesigns to frisbee games and Gala drama. Last night, General Studies Student Council (GSSC) started off celebrating April Fools by putting […]

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Bwoglines: Dying Mantis Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 0 Comments

The Statue takes the New York Times: news of our sit-ins and petitions over a hunk of metal has reached that intellectual bastion. The point of the piece: Columbians don’t not protest something when they can protest something. (New York Times) Iceland’s prime minister proves not so cool under pressure—he’s resigned after the leaked Panama Papers […]

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Why A Women’s College In 2016?

By Nikki Shaner-Bradford on Apr 05, 2016 4 Comments

In another event regarding the identity of Barnard, a panel organized by Sulz and Hewitt RAs discusses the relevance of women’s colleges today. Staff writer Nikki Shaner-Bradford reports on what reasons, exactly, there are for Barnard to continue to exist—if there are any reasons at all. One facet of going to Barnard is the prevalent feeling that Barnard […]

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It’s All Downhill From Here: SGA Town Hall On The Barnard/Columbia Relationship

By Mia Lindheimer on Apr 05, 2016 13 Comments

On Monday evening, the SGA town hall attracted staff writer Mia Lindheimer – mostly due to the free Thai Market. Little did she know, her eyes would be opened to one of the most heated debates on campus: the Barnard-Columbia relationship. Do we all attend the same “university”? Yes. Are we separate colleges? Yes. So where does […]

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 1

By Bwog Staff on Apr 05, 2016 25 Comments

Rise and shine, Columbia! Today we begin our anual coverage of room selection, providing you with live updates of availble rooms (see the spreadsheet below) and commentary on the crazy shit that goes down. If you have questions, feel free to leave a comment or submit a tip to tips@bwog.com. We anticipate that today will […]

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The Conspiracy Of The Bowls

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bowls
cover-up
crockery
giants
napalm
plinths
sculptures

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ESC Reflects On The Past Year

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at columbia they don't care if you're cc or seas—your tickets for senior events will go to everybody else first
engineering student council
esc
if that super rude group shows up next week I will personally tell them to shut up
seriously wtf is wrong with you if you're screaming on Lerner 5 at 10 PM?????
there was a group of super obnoxious men who were outside the room but spoke so loudly it prevented people from being heard
why are so many columbia events for seniors locked out from most of CC and SEAS?
why didn't esc talk about the new committee made to oversee bacchanal because bacchanal committee makes horrible decisions which are total wastes of money

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AN ACTUAL GUIDE TO PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES

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AMY FOR AMERICA
BETO BELIEVE IT
BIG CAPRICORN ENERGY
BOOKER
Brogan
Brogan is fucking baller
CASTRO
Dump
FEEL THE BERN
Gilibraaaaaaand
HOGWARTS
MCSHITSTAIN
MEYERS BRIGGS JUST GETS ME
PETE BUTT-EDGE-EDGE
Scorpio Rising
there are two scorpios running
TULSI GABBARD
we stan a cancer kween

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SGA: Things Get Financial . . .

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bacchanal
budget
discretionary monetary policy
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SOPHIE
studnet government
thousands of dollars

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Bwoglines: Tuesday Cali Fragilistic Expialidocious Edition

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acropolis
agora
city-states
der kommissar’s in town
facts
greece
marketplace
polis
st
sta
stat
statistics
stats
television
town
village

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Field Notes: Milkhead Edition

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4/20
boof
field notes
i hate columbia bc if u hook up with someone here u run into them like 8 times a day
just sneezed 3 times in class that was embarrasing
me sitting in class right now waiting for class to start: "i-"
not gonna fuckin lie those carman bathrooms are dumb spacious
oui'd
quieres boof?
this field notes reminded me that i should call my parents
we love tans

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Call Out: People Who Live On Lower Floors Who Stand In The Back Of The Elevator

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call out
i live on floor 13 ok
i wanna write more about elevators
not me being a coward!!!
shit post
shitpost
thank you to my two friends who helped me write this theyre so funny
the space between shit and post
this post is so funny because im so mad but in person when this happens i dont say shit

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Easy Trick To Magically Extend Weekend Time

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all my friends are so irresponsible because we were all so excited to get drunk so early in the week jfhdgghdhd
im so sorry professor [redacted] for not paying attention to [redacted] subject because im too busy daydreaming about getting drunk
ivy league students aren't smart like im serious im telling you this this is real
shit post
shitpost
the construct of time
the space between shit and post
this post is a joke but its kind of real

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