A meteor narrowly bypasses Russia. (New York Times) Kate Upton narrowly evades frostbite. (Fox News Entertainment) Tennessee Congressman Steve Cohen narrowly avoids an Anthony Weiner situation. (Huffington Post) Teachers narrowly outweigh pets in terms of Valentine’s Day spending. (The Atlantic) Almost smiling via Wikimedia Commons

L is for the way you look at me (NY Times) O is for the only one I see V is very, very extraordinary (NY Times) E is even more than anyone that you adore and Love is all that I can give to you (Buzzfeed) Love is more than just a game for two […]

1,000,000—Dollar amount of the reward offered for ex-LAPD officer Christopher Dorner. All turn to dust again. (USA Today) 34,000—Troops Obama promised, during his State of the Union address, to bring home from Afghanistan in the next year. (NY Times) 24—Hours it takes a sea slug to regrow its detachable penis. (BBC) 16—Papal wardrobe malfunctions. Janet Jackson would be proud. (Buzzfeed) 5—Reasons given for disliking Valentine’s […]

Facebook only exists to make us unhappy and envious. (Reuters) One of Leonardo Da Vinci’s notebooks has been digitized and it is FULL of crazy stuff. (The Atlantic) There’s more to the decision of which dog gets Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show than one would think. (WSJ) Crime author Brad […]

The Westboro Baptist Church announces plans to picket “Ivy League Whorehouse” Vassar. We find this incredibly offensive. Since when is Vassar in the Ivy League? (Twitter)  Mumford & Sons win album of the year at the Grammys. Ew. They just rip off of Morningsiders. (NYTimes) Apple has already conquered your first, second, and third biggest backpack pockets as well as […]

Sometimes, being unproductive can actually help you be more productive. (NYT) Maybe all of these studies about our generation being the most stressed of all generations are actually adding to our stress. (Huffington Post) CBS sent a wardrobe advisory to Grammy attendees, strongly suggesting that there be no “bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks” […]

In the Brazilian town of Santo Antonio de Platina, they’re not so much worried about a snowstorm as they are a spider storm. A young man filmed what a local biologist calls “normal behavior” and uploaded it to Youtube. I’d much rather deal with Nemo! (Gawker)   In London, they are doing whatever it takes […]

A Brazilian actor with Down syndrome is making a poignant request to get his idol, Sean Penn, to go to Brazil and watch his movie’s premiere with him. Let’s make it happen!  The video is in Portuguese with English subtitles. (YouTube) A New York artist proposed to his girlfriend via roof graffiti. She said “yes.” We […]

Hang onto your parkas, folks — this weekend we might get roughly a million inches of snow. Or it might sprinkle a bit. Or it might not do anything at all. Oh weather forecasts, how you toy with us so! (Gawker) As you confusedly attempt to set your thermostat for the weekend (just kidding, the […]

We’re sure you’re counting down the hours until Valentine’s Day, but look no further, dear souls. Love is already all around us. The Pentagon gets romantic. (NY Times) Passion soars in Florida. (CBS) Two entities collide. (KTLA) A baby comes out of it all. (Washington Post) S/he grows up in a truly new era. (USA […]

Bwog wants you to expand your horizons. Go follow Everyday Africa on Instagram. (Salon) The new Blackberry Z10 is getting record orders in Canada. The moral of this story is that in Canada, there is always a second chance. (BusinessWeek) Thinking of just the right way to phrase your next CU Admirers post? Well, don’t. […]

Beyoncé redeems herself by singing the national anthem live at her pre-Super Bowl news conference. In other news, Beyonce had a pre-Super Bowl news conference. (Nytimes) Beyoncé being goofy on the cyberweb. (Huffington Post) Beyoncé demonstrates her infallibility with her dance moves. (Youtube, Buzzfeed) Beyoncé releases a sneak peek video of her performance for her concert the Super Bowl tonight. (Washington […]

Low: According to an email sent out by the Harvard administration yesterday, a little over half the students involved in last year’s massive cheating scandal were forced to withdraw. Many others were allowed to stay on campus under disciplinary probation. However, some students did manage to get away scot-free. I guess Harvard is simply preparing […]

After more than 30 years of being trapped in a closet, tortoise Manuela was found alive and well after her owner died and his children cleaned out his house. Red-footed tortoises can go two or three years without food, and can “survive by eating termites from the wooden floor,” which will become a very real solution if […]

In case you were wondering what happened to all those pigeon-carried-notes you sent to your friend, scientists have finally figured out the phenomenon that’s known as the “homing pigeon Bermuda Triangle.” (BBC) Oh, the price of beauty! Ashton Kutcher goes to great lengths to keep dat body. (Philly) Rihanna continues to sink lower in our […]