If you enjoy being advertised to in every facet of your life, you’re in luck! Editor’s note: mention of gun violence.

You heard that right, you can still vote absentee in New York! Editor’s note: mentions of death and assault.

Today’s Bwoglines is here to remind you that it can only get better from here!

Around the world, elections are being determined by narrower and narrower margins; your vote matters! Editor’s note: mentions of police brutality and gun violence.

Take a break from the partying and get caught up with the news with today’s Bwoglines!

Some early morning Musk and marijuana news at your service!

A bunch-a-bills, and a chance to win $800 million.

Outdoor seating for the win! Editor’s warning: mention of gun violence.

Hot off the press. Editor’s note: mentions of suicide and antisemitism.

Increasing shifts towards security among politicians and voters alike in the US in today’s Bwoglines.

School spirit, et cetera!

Ronaldo, research, and rats off to New York Mayor Eric Adams!

Kicking off fall with some political upheaval!

Go Georgia!

Pickleball turf wars, rare manuscripts, and more!