In this terrible time of 30 degree weather, look forward to summer! Editor’s warning: mentions of gun violence

Efforts to increase New York City sanitation are up, US Republican Party morale is down, welcome to Bwoglines.

Time to kick out those boots that you’ve been dying to put on—Hurricane Nicole has not come to play!

Gear up for Barnard’s Big Sub with today’s Bwoglines!

After a night of historic wins and surprising losses, Congress control remains up in the air.

Time to choose a new favorite social media platform.

If you enjoy being advertised to in every facet of your life, you’re in luck! Editor’s note: mention of gun violence.

You heard that right, you can still vote absentee in New York! Editor’s note: mentions of death and assault.

Today’s Bwoglines is here to remind you that it can only get better from here!

Around the world, elections are being determined by narrower and narrower margins; your vote matters! Editor’s note: mentions of police brutality and gun violence.

Take a break from the partying and get caught up with the news with today’s Bwoglines!

Some early morning Musk and marijuana news at your service!

A bunch-a-bills, and a chance to win $800 million.

Outdoor seating for the win! Editor’s warning: mention of gun violence.

Hot off the press. Editor’s note: mentions of suicide and antisemitism.