Put a befuddled look on your face to pass as a prospective student, and grab some free food right outside Roone Arledge auditorium! Free cookies and apples! Update: And coffee and tea!

“Free blue themed drinks and food” (we hope the food isn’t blue) on Low Steps between 2pm and 4pm but ONLY if you’re wearing blue. Maybe it’s like St. Patrick’s Day and you can just claim your underwear is blue. It is!

File under crazy/bitter SEAS kids making life better for all of us: Freshman Rajesh Ramakrishnan has created Columbia FoodWorks, a website which hooks up first-years with too many dining points (they expire at the end of the year) with first-years with too few points. Of course, there’s no such thing as a free lunch– “although […]

Free food 11:30am in Lerner and a little classier street fair action (at least compared to Saturday) all day on Low PLaza.

Sometimes, being a good person just isn’t enough.

Free food in Lerner Piano Lounge. NOW! Get cheese/sausage/pepperoni Domino’s Pizza and a Snapple because of CCO. Didn’t volunteer today? Not a problem—it’s like the late-90s… they just need to get rid of the surplus.

The College Days BBQ is going on NOW between SIPA and EC (see events calendar). Two reasons to go: free food and some Columbia students rocking out on stage. Well, like we said, one reason to go.

Tons of fried stuff from JJ’s in the McBain lounge – you don’t even have to sit through all of the C ’08 class council debate (though it might be amusing). Just don’t trip over the CTV camera cords on your way out.

As Bwog was taking a shortcut to its French class, it discovered this wonderful display of charity in the tunnels. And although it’s not uranium, it’s clear that someone down there really cares.

Lerner 569. Pizza. Soda. Free. And CCSC debates. Going on now.

Perfect ending to a sunny day. Free sandwiches of all sorts at the Lerner information desk (by the exit doors). UPDATE—THEY’RE GONE, FOLKS!

There’s free food from Saigon Grill in the Carman Lounge RIGHT NOW. There’s plenty, but the event has ended, so they might take it away soon. Grab some ASAP!

Free pizza on Low Plaza at 9 tonight. Go. Now.

Free food and free harp music on the Lerner Ramps.

If the Columbia Political Review is good for nothing else, the March issue has a rather valuable coupon on the back cover good for a cup of coffee and a bagel from Morton Williams, midterms week (March 6-10) only. First person to tell us if that includes cream cheese gets… well, a coupon good for […]