Anna Corke reports that yesterday afternoon Dodge Hall had to be evacuated due to an electrical fire. The fire was caused by an art studio class on the fourth floor that had plugged in over a dozen electric heaters to keep their nudes from getting cold. No word on whether the nudes were allowed to […]

There’s a girl on the fifth floor of Lerner right now looking at hardcore pornography. Well, at least it’s not cumsplatter.com.

It apears that Larry Summers may still have a fruitful career ahead of him, not in economic modeling, but in rap. At least, that’s what this video would suggest. Picture at right: LL Cool J gives a shout out to Larry.

A prank caller has been terrorizing first-years as of late. When the gullible first-year answers the phone, he is asked what his favorite fraternity is. Then the caller claims to be a Pledgemaster from that fraternity. As we all know, pledgemasters can often be rather demanding. Even if they are fake. Requirements for initiation are […]

One would think that oscar-winning documentarian Ric Burns, C 78, had satisfied his propagandistic and masturbatory urges with his documentary for CU 250 festivities, Columbia: A Celebration. Not so! He’s back for more, producing what’s being pitched as a “reality-like” film, about his Alma Mater. And it’s going to be narrated by Brian Dennehy! Yay! […]

A Barnard tour guide reassuring a parent: “Well, actually, many students get accepted by Columbia and rejected from Barnard.”

  Jeff Sachs, with you and me together, why, we could end world poverty by Christmas!   More party photos after the jump.

For all you Bwogomaniacs out there, a recap of our launch party, by the numbers, at least as Bwog remembers them: ONE life-size cut-out of Jeffrey Sachs, Columbia’s sexiest sustainable developer. TWO strains of mono. THREE ungraceful moments of, how shall we say, upchuck? SEVERAL socially awkward moments with that guy from Gawker. HUNDREDS of […]

Gothamist, the Bwog will have Butler Sex with you anytime, any stack. Now, are you coming to our party?

Not to be outdone by Blue and White writer Christopher Beam’s guide, the Butler Reserves Desk has posted its own Definitive Guide to Butler Sex in room 209. Maybe CLIO can help us find the clitoris.

Kent has apparently turned into some sort of EALAC consortium night club for this eve of February. There were grad student types lounging around in the library. On the elongated table that runs the length of the room were empty containers of take-out (possibly Chinese) and people dancing. Yes, that’s right, adults were dancing on […]

The Bwog knows how much construction delays can suck, especially when it involves something as vital as bathroom renovations. But when shit happens, so to speak, we lowly undergraduates are used to having our bitching go unheard. That’s why it kind of warmed our hearts to see Student Financial Services caring about their employees in […]

Wednesday night we reported on the appearance of Destroyer! bus on 114th alongside Carman. Since Tuesday signs have been up saying parking on that side of 114th is prohibited today. The Question of the Day is… is Destroyer! bus exempt from parking regulations? Is there no parking on account of Destroyer! bus? Does the NYPD […]

Does anyone have an explanation for the horned silver bus parked outside of Lerner at 114th Street?

A Bwog correspondent sent the following in– is it too much to ask if anyone has pictures? There was a man on the median at 113th and broadway this afternoon wearing Adidas sneakers, pink socks, green pants, and a double breasted blue blazer with the words “Officer COOL” written on the back in what appeared […]