Just don’t forget to change them…

Barnard will welcome 30% of the student body to live on campus, and in-person classes will become available alongside continued remote instruction.

To all the Marriage Pact matches I have been ghosted by before…

In a shocking turn of events, whales are inhabiting the Hudson River. As they should!, we would say, were it not Hudson River and all its sewage.

It’s time for some melodic commiseration.

Citizens of John Jay and Hartley, pay attention.

Sometimes, we dream big, sometimes, we think small, sometimes, we wait for the sweet release of Christmas.

Bwog thinks about finals and opts to instead live a real life, which is… outside? In our room? Unclear.

Raw sewage? In my Hudson river? Unfortunately, it’s not that surprising… and just as likely as you’d think.

Barnumbia students have to handle a lot, and sometimes we all need a little encouragement and comfort. This finals season, Bwog is showing up for you to remind you that you are wonderful and worthy. Just read this, and Bwog Staff will do the rest of the pep talk for you.

Not all of these methods have been tested… attempt at your own risk.

You are in a brilliantly redundant discussion section or in an incredibly awkward breakout room when, all of a sudden, your internet connection dies. We’ve all been there, and we’re all petrified it will happen again. 

President Beilock announces the CARES structure as part of changes to campus safety and wellbeing.

Do I want to be a Barnard student, or date a Barnard student? The world may never know.

What if we kissed in the autonomous bar?