Abby Lee Miller puts Columbia University on the pyramid.

Are you an international student? Did you know you are incredibly powerful, sexy, AND cool? 

Disclaimer: I am not and never have been a barista.

If the birds do indeed work for the bourgeoisie, we’re gonna have a problem.

Barnard College announced new developments in its climate action plans earlier this afternoon, building on its 2019 Climate Action goals for 360-degree climate action.

January was a long, cold month. Here’s what brought Bwog joy.

I’m okay, by the way.

Frankly, we’ve always relied on our parents to buy us groceries, and we’re tired of hot pockets for dinner.

To celebrate Bwog’s fifteenth birthday, we rewrote the lyrics to Taylor Swift’s iconic song “Fifteen” with a Bwoggish spin.

Argentina gets it.

You miss Ferris oatmeal, even though it was objectively bad. To satiate your hunger for a hearty breakfast, try one of these four recipes depending on which college you attend.

A poem for the quarantined, the covid safe, and the dehydrated

Columbia admissions extends its test-optional policy for the 2021-2022 application season, according to a recent announcement.

A burnt-out Bwogger whines about the self-inflicted pain of their love/hate relationship with Comparative Literature AND SOCIETY.

A botnet sounds like a baby robot. Not menacing at all.