Please don’t judge me, I’m doing my best.

The show must go on…

In the words of Spongebob Squarepants, “At least I’m safe inside my mind.” Perhaps Columbia University is just a state of mind.

This week, Bwog looks within and… without?

President Lee Bollinger announced preliminary plans for Columbia University’s Spring semester today. Classes will remain largely virtual or hybrid, and only CC and SEAS seniors will be guaranteed on-campus housing.

Much like you, the Bwog Staff stalks their professors during class, accidentally learns way too much about them, and are unable to conceal the knowledge they acquired. Enjoy some of the fun facts we learned about instead of paying attention to our lectures!

We thought 90% efficacy was good until Moderna’s results were announced.

Bwog unearths repressed childhood memories in an attempt to piece together the state curricula of (19/50 of) the United States.

Just because it’s a pandemic, doesn’t mean we’re not getting it on. Whether it’s with yourself or with your quarantine buddy, we’re posting this playlist to support you and yours getting freaky – I mean, we’re already washing our hands anyways?

Earlier today, the Ivy League Council announced that it is canceling all competition for the 2020-21 winter athletic season. Practices will continue to be allowed, provided that they are in compliance with federal, state, local, and institutional COVID-19 policies. 

One Bwogger articulates her hate for one of her classes.

I am becoming my sweatshirt, and I’m fine with that.

Although today’s Bwoglines spell out an uncertain future, Sarah Goldmark and the future of sustainability innovation will make your Friday afternoon.

You know the types. The overused phrases and how certain majors and clubs just can’t help but sound like a broken record. If you’ve said or done some of these things, that’s fine, just don’t say it more than once a week… please.

These people almost make up for the fact that I still don’t understand the passé simple.