Ever wonder what the day-to-day agenda for a first-year student looks like? Think no more. One Bwogger has finally uncovered the real answer that no college admissions session could ever reveal to you. Below is a detailed timeline of the usual activities from 9 am to midnight.

OK, maybe not “quick,” but hopefully interesting.

Based on true stories–the duality of elevators.

If you send me another [ACTION REQUIRED] email when the email does not require any action, you’re going to catch these hands.

Yeehaw, y’all! Welcome to this week’s weekly roundup for student council, where Bureau Chiefs Adam Kluge (CCSC), Lori Luo (ESC), Eliza Staples (SGA), and Olivia Mitchell (GSSC) give you the cheat sheet on everything student council! 

Guest writer Lev Raanan brings you the definitive guide to our favorite (and least favorite) statues around campus.

Bwog despairs over many things. The John Jay omelette line is often one of them. This is our mournful cry.

A Bwog Staffer shares their advice on the best bathroom stalls to stall in when you’re running early but not early enough that you can go back to your dorm.

Valentine’s day weekend meant a time to make spontaneous choices at Bwog, whether for good (like participating in 24-hour Annie) or bad (like going to Beta sober).

In light of the hits and misses Bwog witnessed over the holiday, we have some recommendations for next year for those seeking their lovers’ favor.

Things that you should be doing in Milstein: studying. Things that you should not be doing in Milstein: the following.

Bwog’s Nutella Hot Chocolate is the ideal recipe to comfort you through your “we’re not even halfway through the semester”-slump.

This Monday, explore whether or not pigs can explain history and how, on both sides of the States, issues of housing are coming to a head.

Valentine’s day might have passed, but there is never a deadline for love. One bwogger writes a letter of appreciation to the people at the front desk: 

Come winter, Barnumbia misses the phallic fountains’ vigorous streams and the green majesty of the 33% of Columbia lawns that are randomly covered with that white material. Bwog suggests reopening those areas and closing the following instead: