Tests, tests, and tests = boooo. Bwog, Bwog, and beds = good.

Me: Mirror, mirror on the wall: who’s the Bwoggest of them all? Mirror: Tuesday, obviously.

An effusion of fancy . . .

Tuesday might sound like Wu-Tang, but Sunday sounds like Hyundai.

Take Monday, add some salt, toss in basil, and vwa-lah, you got yourself a Tuesday.

You thought it was Monday, but it’s actually Tuesday. Here are the Bwoglines you never expected.

The day before break—time for Bwoglines.

Daily Editor Henry Golub provides the facts you deserve.

Tuesday Bwoglines are now 50% off!

Daily Editor Henry “Improper Fraction” Golub spits math like a Mayan.

Daily Editor Henry Golub writes in his free time to impress women. Just kidding . . . ha aha. Anyway, in this article, he argues that we replace the tarp on the grass with material that’ll last.

It’s everyone’s fourth favorite day of the week! Here’s what you gotta know. 

Canine-Anthropology Major Henry Golub explores the possible effects of every door on campus malfunctioning. Building users will find the piece “compelling,” “gripping,” and “fist-raising,” according to Jahz Kiddine, Drivel Editor of the Columbia Speckled Gator. Cole Umbeah Stoodent CC ’20 also found it “good.” Cole’s mom liked it too. I have a recurring nightmare. It takes place […]

Staff Writer and Soil Enthusiast Henry Golub makes the case for converting Avery into a farm. Join the adventure of growth and shrubbery. Before the car, we had the horse, and before the building, we had the farm. Get ready, folks, ’cause we’re about to go full Bronze Age. Many of us have seen Avery. Some […]

While searching through the Bwog Archive, Staff Writer Henry Golub stumbled upon an intriguing LectureHop from the 1950s. The piece, republished below, does not represent the attitude, views, or practices of Mr. Golub. From the Archive: On January 30, 1952, Staff Writer Richard Richardson schlepped his 1950s rear end over to the lecture “Smoking and Health: […]