Staff Writer Lia Jung unpacks the staff’s irrational fears from months of quarantine time.

The SAT and ACT suck. They have problematic histories and are not good metrics of students’ qualifications. Because of the pandemic, Columbia and Barnard have temporarily seen the light and gone test-optional. But with no test scores required, how should Columbia and Barnard choose whom to admit? Bwog Staff has some ideas:

Staff Writer and new bwogger Eleanor Babwin explains proper pet etiquette while attending Zoom University.

Today’s Bwoglines bring you an unexpected, unprecedented apology, as well as expected, unsubstantiated claims.

New bwogger Alexandra Tsorvas attended a medical school training event that discussed the unequal power dynamics inherent in doctor-patient relationships and how to mitigate them.

Columbia students take you across the globe with interactive fiction.

Many students have noted the rather phallic appearance of the pair of fountains in front of Low Steps. This week, Bwog asks the obvious question: what keeps those penis fountains erect?

It’s Thursday, my dudes.

Zooming through CU brings its own set of challenges to overcome, but perhaps the worst of all is the painful experience of your ass.

New Staff Writer Anna Eggers attended a book talk by Nicole Fleetwood about her new book Marking Time: Art in the Age of Mass Incarceration sponsored by the Schomburg Center for Research in Black Culture.

POV: You shyly pin your crush’s video, and in the reflection of their glasses, you see your magnified self. O romance! O love! How the heart burst at the thrill of such thought!

Either you are about to go out, returning from a night out, or cramming all night for an exam, super hungry, and no other dining hall is open. In any case, JJ’s Place welcomes you with open arms, a killer playlist, and the best fast food on campus.

Happy hump day! Stay in the loop of the world at a very low commitment level with today’s Bwoglines.

One Bwogger takes on the herculean task of understanding what the pigeons of New York have to say to the world.

Take classes in the comfort of your own home, they said. Who said my home is comfortable?