Dear Professor, I sincerely apologize for the lateness of this paper; I was really busy thinking about this very naughty frog I recently encountered. If you had met him too, you would totally get it.

This next Senior Wisdom features Ethan Woo: the star of the Lost V126 and consummate yes-man.

Staff writer Nicki Camberg has a lot of excellent ideas for Bwog posts, yet due to the never-ending liminal existence of time, she never got around to them. 

We all made it (more or less) through the first year of Columbia’s new housing system. Now that we’re out on the other side, did it look any different from other years? Daily Editor Lillian Rountree scrounged through the records of this year to see what, if anything, an entirely-online system changed.

Tired of listening to Vampire Weekend’s discography on loop? Done with Alicia Keys? Bored of Simon and Garfunkel? Then look no further than this article, and find your new favorite Columbia-based musician today! (And if you have any suggestions to expand this post, please leave a comment!) 

This senior drags all Achilles stans to filth and reminisces about days when the Joeopoly didn’t have us in its clutches.

Kate has the most solid upcoming plan we’ve heard here…

Isabella has some wise words on how to enjoy college life, including how to get an extension on your late assignment. 

We will never experience as chill a finals season as now,  ever again.

Dean Leslie Grinage announced that Deputy Dean of the College Natalie Friedman will be stepping down to take a position at the Posse Foundation, in an email to students on Tuesday morning.

Barnard’s literal and figurative poster child, Athena Abadilla, wants you to that it’s important to feel and recognize the heroes who take care of us.

Before graduating, Emilia Flack imparts her wisdom onto us by advocating for senior thesis seminars AND shell eggs.

News Editor, Lauren Kahme, recounts her nineteenth birthday extravaganza and reflects on this time in quarantine.

Amanda Perez shares the wisest advice of all: take a final drunk before you graduate.

Theo Burke shares his wisdom in the form of plugging Latenite, making friends, and discovering The Unwritten Rules of Columbia.