New York City is packed with amazing culture and inspiring art, but sometimes it’s difficult to break the Morningside-bubble and experience it all first-hand. “Where Art Thou” is a weekly guide to interesting and notable lectures, events, and performances for the literary/musically/theatrically-inclined on campus.

  Ever wonder what the day-to-day agenda for a first-year student looks like? Think no more. One Bwogger has finally uncovered the real answer that no college admissions session could ever reveal to you. Below is a detailed timeline of the usual activities from 9 am to midnight.

OK, maybe not “quick,” but hopefully interesting.

Scenes from Absolute Bagels: 11:30 am, Saturday, Feb. 22. 

Based on true stories–the duality of elevators.

It’s a goddamn beautiful day outside. Go enjoy it.

Last night, Columbia Men’s Basketball took on the Brown Bears in Levien Gym, keeping a close game but ultimately falling 66-72. Sports Editor Eunice Bae recounts her first college basketball game experience.

Finally, the perfect Bwoglines.

You can take the alum out of Columbia, but you can’t take the Columbia out of our alumni. And once they shuffle on from this mortal coil…they’ll be back.

If you send me another [ACTION REQUIRED] email when the email does not require any action, you’re going to catch these hands.

Bwoggers Eliza Staples and Charlotte Slovin attended a lecture .by Stephanie Schwartz about the challenges facing Burundian refugees returning home

Yeehaw, y’all! Welcome to this week’s weekly roundup for student council, where Bureau Chiefs Adam Kluge (CCSC), Lori Luo (ESC), Eliza Staples (SGA), and Olivia Mitchell (GSSC) give you the cheat sheet on everything student council! 

Bwogger Daniel Ortega-Venni shares his experience as a creative writing major in this new ongoing feature from Bwog!

This morning, Bwog gives you the scoop on moon art, taxi industry fraud, and the world’s most reluctant Trump supporters.