Me: Mirror, mirror on the wall: who’s the Bwoggest of them all? Mirror: Tuesday, obviously.

You’re too much of a coward to admit that you’ve never had a jug of milk poured on your head.

Bwog Staffer Julia U. is angered over elevator behavior, and you probably would agree too. 

Disclaimer: Don’t follow this advice if you don’t want your GPA to fall.

The men’s and women’s golf teams found success at the Ivy Championships…read all about it and other Columbia sports news from this weekend!

Read up on what’s going on in the world before you dash to class.

Ah, class registration time. If you haven’t filled up your schedule by now with requirements, congratulations on not being a STEM major! Here are some suggestions for classes taught by professors who’ve been around forever and really know their stuff, brought to you by the Bwog staff. 

We’re back with Science Fair, Bwog’s weekly curated list of interesting STEM-related talks, symposiums, and events happening on campus. For science and non-science majors alike, our list will bring you events that will satisfy your scientific curiosity for anything from astronomy to zoology, and everything in between.

Bucket List brings to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. Our recommendations for the week are below, followed by a full calendar of events. If you notice any events excluded from the list or have a correction, let us know in the comments or email events@bwog.com.

Arts Editor Riva Weinstein attended the Friday night showing of the CU Players’ The Hungry Woman: A Mexican Medea. She gives her thoughts below.

An effusion of fancy . . .

Tuesday might sound like Wu-Tang, but Sunday sounds like Hyundai.

Drunkenly written via Notes app in a downtown club, we give you: the saga of the Mattress Mogul.

Bwog Staff Writer and self-identified dance editor of Bwog, Elle Ferguson, gives you the hot scoop on Columbia’s newest dance group. 

Get high be safe and also submit your senior wisdom nominations before 11:59 tonight.