In the spirit of tradition, a Bwogger by the name of [redacted] goes undercover in Columbia’s class of 2023 group chat to see what the youths are up to.

New York City is packed with amazing culture and inspiring art, but sometimes it’s difficult to break the Morningside-bubble and experience it all first-hand. “Where Art Thou” is a weekly guide to interesting and notable lectures, events, and performances for the literary/musically/theatrically-inclined on campus.

A Kafka-esque tale from senior staffer Levi Cohen.

You know what day it is! Here are some headlines to start your day off right.

Was every ArtHum and MusicHum class completely full before your 1 PM registration time?  No need to fear; Bwog’s got some classes we think you should take instead.

Chair of Literature Humanities Joanna Stalnaker moderated a conversation about sexual violence in Ovid’s poetry with New Yorker staff writer Jia Tolentino and classicist Stephanie McCarter.

There are many woes associated with living in the quad. Thankfully, a complimentary alarm clock is provided.

Betsy Ladyzhets is a once and future BBC Merlin stan.

With the 2019 University Commencement quickly approaching, Columbia College has announced this year’s valedictorian and salutatorian.

Before Rebecca Black debuted her hit single, “Friday”, the day was called Blursday.

This shit was two and a half hours long. GSSC Bureau Chief Andrew Chee provides the highlights of the elections, including some brief drama.

Staffer Levi Cohen dwells on dwellings.

Bwogger Danielle Mikaelian has a grammatical bone to pick.

Staff Writer Abi Peters lucked out with an entire dingle all to herself. What does one do with all that space? Here are ten ideas. 

Tragically not all of these Bwoglines are rabbit-related, but they are Bwoglines nonetheless.