Will doesn’t use three-in-one shower gel, and that’s how you know he’s truly wise.

Former Bwog Deputy Editor and shine theorist Lila Etter dispenses hard truths, such as: sometimes awkward small talk becomes a great conversation, don’t judge people for their majors and seriously, don’t brush your teeth in Butler.

Grant Der Manouel spills the tea on NSOP 2016 and reminds us to go to things that aren’t mandatory. Expand your minds, you fools!!

Are you about to jet set right out of here or are you still struggling? Take this quiz to find out and best of luck on the rest of your finals!

Read more for the wise words of the ‘grandmother’ of the Columbia Arab Students Association.

Running low on serotonin? Green tea is the answer.

Didn’t get any senior scramble matches? zes2111 is a waaaaarm plate of scrambled eggs

Sometimes it’s good to take your own advice, and that’s what Lena Denbro did… 

Carman 6’s designated cockroach killer bestows some knowledge. 

Next up in our housing reviews for freshpeople is Brooks Hall, the oldest and wisest of Barnard dorms. 

A meditation.

Moon baby aka Cinnamon Thunder aka the one and only Megnot Mulugeta thanks the zines and reminds us that grades aren’t everything:

AAAAAAAH! (WE HAVE MOUTHS AND WE WILL SCREAM!)

Reading Bwoglines makes you 50% more likely to find a library seat, not guaranteed! 

Get yours in before you leave campus, with zero consequences!