Next up in our Barnard housing lineup is 116—the middle child of the 600s. Not considered as responsible as 600, but also not as adorable and exonerable (word?) as 620. Here we go!

This afternoon, Columbia College and SEAS announced their Class Day speakers, Brandon Victor Dixon and Shawn Edwards, who will address graduating seniors at their college’s commencements. 

Content warning: this post includes descriptions of physical violence against a black student.

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You guys!!! Today is the day—SURF & TURF!!

Senior Leo Bevilacqua bares all in this truly scary account of how a silly graduation requirement can turn into something only Spielberg can come up with for a Jaws sequel.

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In an email sent to Barnard students this morning, Barnard announced that Aramark will be replaced with Chartwells Higher Education Dining Services.

This fully-fed Bwogger wants to let everyone know how much he loves the Columbia Dining staff. And it’s not just because they make him buffalo chicken wraps.

THERE’S AN IKEA IN MANHATTAN. I REPEAT: THERE IS AN IKEA IN MANHATTAN.

It was the best of times for some groups, and it was the worst of times for some unlucky sophomores. Betsy “Finally Graduating From This Shit” Ladyzhets and Sarah “I have to do this two more times?!” Braner bring you the results.

GSSC was fairly short and more of the same this week, with the council voting to allocate funds toward events such as Snack Attacks, the GS Barnard picnic, and the like. 

Bwog’s Book Club returns this week, with Bwogger Levi Cohen here to rhapsodize about British author Helen Oyeyemi’s 2017 short story collection, What Is Not Yours Is Not Yours. Bwog’s Book Club was started with the intention of spreading the literary love around campus and encourage you to pick up a book in your spare time.

What’s even impressive than receiving an EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony)? Getting a Senior Wisdom. 

Bwog shits on Barnard Reslife a lot. And they deserve it.