Tests, tests, and tests = boooo. Bwog, Bwog, and beds = good.

********* is horny for this one.

The Bwog Slack Server has faced God and walked backwards into Hell.

You’ve finished your final exams and declared “fuck you” to your final essays. What now? How should you spend your final hours on Columbia’s campus? How should you say goodbye? Look no further! Bwog Staffers have compiled this list of favorite ~goodbye traditions~ just for you.

Leo Bevilacqua, a true Renaissance man, reminds us that it’s okay to have no chill (even, like, zero percent).

Nadra Rahman isn’t just a Bwog-CCSC joint icon and Club Bangla president, but also a strong proponent of recycling.

Dassi Karp really just wants to bake a babka before her time here is up.

Two more days people!!! Two more days!!! Chances are, you may be home with your dog or off in the Maldives, but a large percentage of us will be here until the bitter end. Send your thoughts and prayers.

Sarah Harty has a bone to pick with this so-called “Walkable Skylight.”

The delightfully accented and secret Soundcloud-er Gabby Kloppers has some wisdom for y’all. Listen up!

Former Bwog finance chair Sarah Dahl dishes on philosophy, letting go, and how to completely drop off the face of the earth.

Former Bwog Editor Asya Sagnak asks the questions we all want the answers to: why is PrezBo’s weather machine only used for Days on Campus and who really runs Spec?

Marijuana might not be legalized as soon as we thought???

The last field notes of the school year… NOO!!! Even the puppy is crying!

Ezra Koenig this, Ezra Koenig that. We get it, Vampire Weekend graduated from Columbia. This Bwogger knows we can’t all be VW fans, so here’s a playlist of Columbia alumni (and current students!) who are also artists/composers!