Yep. There are still bad things happening in Ukraine.

Please I thought we were past this.

To answer the question on all of your minds—yes, there are ducks you can see in the winter time.

I don’t know what Boxing Day really means, and most people don’t know what FDOC means, but we all understand the term Bwoglines! Editor’s Warning: Death

Did you miss us?

One. More. Day.

To all my friends who finished all of their finals over a week ago: please just stop talking to me.

Solving a crossword puzzle is a fun way to get academic validation without having to, you know, do your assignments.

Don’t study today and you’ll be happy today.

Let’s commiserate!!!

What is a girl to do on this dreary day? Something involving nesting, tinctures, and totems all at once, of course.

ZzzzZzzzz ZzzzZZZzzzzzzzz

Is Shrek love? Is Shrek life? To the CU student who referred to themselves as Shrek: are you okay?

The one where I give you all the tea about Columbia’s libraries because I have spent the majority of the last 72 hours living in them.

Be careful which transportation hubs you call ugly in middle school.