We all remember the infamous “I slept with Swae Lee after Bacchanal” Facebook post from 2016. We’ve all dreamed about waking up after Bacchanal, in bed with one of the headliners. Unfortunately, Bacchanal was virtual this year, severely limiting any hookup opportunities. That’s where this fanfiction comes in. Let’s just imagine together for a moment…

Kat should’ve gone to Barnard.

Guest Bwogger Margherita Firenze reviews the best Margherita pizzas—within walking distance to campus.

We’re not Buzzfeed! Anyways, here’s a deeply self-indulgent personality quiz.

I’m ready for next year—do you think we’ll manage to get Chloe x Halle?

Resident Hot Girls Julia Tolda and Eliza Staples provide a playlist for a legendary summer.

Come make a sound and pitch at our Open Meeting tonight at 9 pm! 

Sometimes paying attention in class feels nearly impossible without something to fidget with. Sometimes paying attention is not the goal at all. Either way, here are our favorite games to play during that never-ending Zoom lecture.

Yes, I will miss campus and sitting in rooms learning about all sorts of things with my peers, but there are some things that I’m ready to just say goodbye to.

Is it the end of the world if you don’t have a single internship offer? It sure as hell feels that way.

Chronic cat-needer Sarah Braner lets you in on a little secret.

For All The Homebodies Out There…

Come with Senior Staff Writer James Perry on their twice-weekly trip to campus!

congrats, now make your obligatory LinkedIn post I guess

Bwog Staff—that’s me—and my two best friends try to do the impossible: create a guide that will help you survive school.