Staff Writer Vicky Melkonyan finds out you can have all of the fun with none of the puke.

Columbia may be #2 on US News, but fear not, we are still #1 where it counts.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… email editors@bwog.com for the meeting link.

For those who just aren’t ready for precedented times.

Here are the weirdest and most memorable things we heard from the first week of classes, in our semesterly opening remarks compilation.

I’m a woman on a mission.

All the cool kids join Bwog.

Guest Writer Linus Glenhaber investigates what he assumes will be the next varsity sport.

It’s the battle of the goats, in Riverside Park.

You? Basing your life decisions off of your coffee addiction? never.

We’re back folks! If you missed the long lines in the dining hall, well, I guess you’re happy now.

Many of us are experiencing Columbia dorms for the first time, and we’re all rushing to make comparisons. Everyone’s busy making their own tier list it seems, so here’s one I’m sure you ALL were thinking about. 

Get a name change without taking the 1 to civil court.

From a Barnard Babe with too much to say.

It is no coincidence that Duolingo and Duo Security both start with “Duo,” as both are incredibly annoying.