Spread the word to friends in need.

Senior Staff Writer Zane Bekheet explains all the reasons she hasn’t paid attention to a single zoom lecture.

Because we know everyone is dying to know.

Single for the summer? In a complicated situation? Happily cuffed? Yearning and/or pining? Bwog doesn’t discriminate! Find your perfect V-Day soundtrack below, and (try to) enjoy these unprecedented times.

It’s nearly Valentine’s Day, there’s literally no better time to shoot your shot.

Bwog helps you figure out where seats in the libraries are.

Bwog knows how hard it can be to be far from your family during Lunar New Year. So we compiled a list of things you can do to celebrate the Year of the Ox from your Barnard/Columbia bubble!

Get your meal swipe’s worth and grab a dozen of each. Fret not! They’re so full of preservatives that they’ll never expire!

Oh, to match with a CU alum on Tinder.

Thank me later. —Bwog’s foremost love guru

Want to share the love but don’t have all the right words? Bwog is here.

The weather outside is delightful, actually. Perfect weather for building a snowman.

Staff Writer and first-year student Phoebe Lu sorts different things that annoy her into Dante’s nine circles of hell.

I just don’t think they should look like that!

Stay Pareto efficient and keep the cameras on.