You can probably recite some lyrics Ke$ha by heart, but did you know that this 2010s pop icon actually studied at Barnard before hitting it big?

Imagine this: you’re at a party, just another typical-Friday-night-my-club-is-throwing-a-“social”-in-a-dorm type party. The host tells you, drinks this way. You arrive at the “drinks” and you see a handle of Smirnoff, a bottle of cranberry juice, and other sorry excuses for drinks and mixers. What do you do?

Discover more about the elusive overlords of Bwog with this riveting interview featuring questions and answers that are almost too scandalous to publish.

New Bwogger Eliza Staples adores her suitemate for putting up with her terrifying habit of sleepwalking and talking.

Staff Writer Solomia Dzhaman shares a strongly worded letter/PSA to sick students on campus.

New Staff Writer Aditi Misra is here to help you decide where to cram for midterms with the most reliable system available.

After a disappointing trip to the Barnard Store, staff writer Nicki Camberg compiled a secret menu of the best items available for purchase that few students know about.

Baby Bwogger and Barnard First-Year James Perry faced their fear of approaching random people in the dining halls.

Saviors come in vast variety, ranging from your celebrity crush to the stranger who held the door open for you as the 37 distinct items perfectly perched in your arms began to slip. Staff Writer Chloe Gong divulges how her savior came through just in time.

There comes a time when us staffers at Bwog have a little bit of a disagreement: this time it’s about the popular tea drink (or not tea) that contains tapioca (or not).  

In which Baby Bwogger Alyse Rovner has a few choice words for one *particular* hand-raiser.

If there are a million open seats in a lecture hall, please do not sit directly next to or in front of me! Thanks in advance!

Finally a senior, Bwogger Victoria Arancio has been waiting for Wednesday Senior Nights since her first year. Here are her thoughts in this coming-of-age shitpost. 

Senior staff writer Owen Fitzgerald-Diaz, finding himself on the frontline of the struggle against the arthropod scourge, calls attention to a campus-wide crisis.

New Bwogger Grace Steele shares her take on the common experience of warily wandering the aisles of Morton Williams, hoping some random item will lift their spirits.