Events Editor Isabel Sepúlveda is a nerd! She’s finally fusing her academic nerdiness and her mainstream nerdiness to evolve into her Ultimate Nerd Form.

When waiting for the elevator to take up to Lerner 510, where open meetings occur every Sunday at 9 PM ;), I mindlessly stared at the wall. While doing so, the Lerner logo caught my eye. The first thing I thought when seeing that modern and simplistic logo was that it looks like octane.

Betsy Ladyzhets (Alma Bwogger and Writing Fellow) believes that anyone can master the process of writing academic papers.

Senior Staff Writer Ramisa Murshed has a mouth. Let her scream.

McBain, one of the most popular sophomore dorms at Columbia, gets a lot of flak. Senior Staffer Jake Tibbetts wants to correct the record.

Remember when Vampire Weekend released “Harmony Hall” last month, allowing all of us Mohi-tians to briefly step away from the course notes and Blue Java pastry bags littering our Butler desks and, for the most fleeting of moments, take part in a glamorous dream world of – gasp – celebrity?

This totally true story blew into our window this morning on scraps of papyrus. We transcribed it for your enjoyment.

Staff Writer Owen Fitzgerald-Diaz is filled with morbid curiosity about the world and decided to sit down and do the math on how many people are in the Hudson on an average day, dead or alive.

We’re just weeks away from the biggest party this side of Morningside, and there’s still no official word on who the Bacchanal headliner’s going to be. In the event that no one’s yet been picked, we’d like to offer some (very implausible) suggestions. If you’ve got any info on Bacchanal, the phone lines are open at tips@bwog.com.

Sent from a cinderblock wall.

Managing Editor Zack Abrams, while not interested in getting a tattoo himself, collected these reviews of tattoo parlors in NYC from Bwog staffers who did get inked. 

If you have a Hydro Flask you have to read this.

Newsletter Editor Eva Sher has been in bed for two hours now refreshing her email, Facebook, and Slack feeds hoping for a snow day tomorrow.

The 6th floor of Kent, 8th floor of Butler, and of course those Milstein single use bathrooms. Bwog is no stranger to advising you all on the best places on campus to deliver the browns to the pool, but one Bwogger has recently visited a bathroom unlike any other.

Betsy Ladyzhets is a quality sandwich.