TL;DR: It’s not worth the $4.99.

“Come on over to the house,” he said. “It’ll be fun!” he said.

Staff writers Hannah Revels and Isa RingswaldEgan reflect on this year’s Spotify Wrapped and create archetypes that just might inspire you to change your music taste.

Bwog investigates Barnard’s wreath-like decorations because they definitely aren’t just wreaths.

The Voyager Golden Records were sent up to space in the ’70s with important images and recordings to help any extraterrestrial life forms understand life on Earth. Bwog has input on what the aliens need to know.

It’s officially cuffing season. Grab whoever you’ve got, and escape the cold together.

Force yourself to get into the holiday spirit.

King Henry, of Clan Cup Tower, was the first reigning monarch of the Southwest Highlands of Schapiro. The following is an earnest recount of his rise to power, his great feats, and his untimely death.

Because sportsball is cool once every four years!

I’ll save you the trouble: watching Gladiator is a more worthwhile two hours and 35 minutes than any Beta party.

For the times when everyone rediscovers Milstein…

For so long, New York City has held back the tides of the power-hungry rats, but, according to one Bwogger’s theories, the rats may have found an unlikely ally…

Please, I beg of you, listen up.

Today marks the official last full week of classes! Oh god!

Because why would you ever want to enjoy studying!