This morning, President Bollinger announced the next phase of Columbia’s expansion plan, effective immediately, which outlines Columbia’s immediate absorption under Barnard into a new parent university.

Try your luck with these!

They’ve always been there.

A Bwode to the Halal cart on 115th! Which cart is your fave? #url#

Yes, there are better options than the Guaranteed List.

Join our new column as we examine possible additions to the list of banned items.

One bottle of Field Notes, distilled into its purest form.

I turned the emo up to 100 for this one.

Start your education, and may the best drag queen win!

Being away from campus over break made me worry I’d never see a proper outfit again.

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A whole lot of Bwoggers got up to a whole lot of stuff during this spring break.

Everything is scary and dangerous and bad right now, but Bwog won’t be around this Spring Break to protect you. Never fear! Heed this advice and you just might survive the next week without us.

AKA how to be brought up at dinner that night.

Video Editor Shane Maughn explains why the sporadic, warm days are the epitome of perfection for all the Columbia students who can’t seem to appreciate them.