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Minimize Your Suffering (By Doing It Off-Campus)

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 3 Comments

We all know that Butler is far from the best place to be this time of year – it’s crowded, it’s stressful, and you can smell the stink of desperation from halfway across campus. So why not get out? You could go to Avery or LeFrak, attempt studying in bed (a tactic with mixed results) or […]
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Should You Stay, Orgo?

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

Should you stay or should you go? Well, if that’s not a rhetorical question and you’re asking about Orgo Night, the answer is: go! Tonight at 11:59 pm precisely, all hell will break loose in Butler 209: CUMB is putting on its 69th “semi-annual” Orgo Night show/demonstration/what have you. Bwog will be there, of course, […]
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Senior Wisdom: Emily Blady

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 2 Comments

Some people are smart, but some people are *smart*. Barnard Senior Emily is one of the latter group and has some Jonah Hill-worthy tips on how to be as much of a moneyBALLER as possible during your time at school. Hint: smoking hookah in Hillel immediately ups your baller status 100 levels. Name, School, Major, Hometown: […]
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Senior Wisdom: Peter Bailinson

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 11 Comments

The RA we all dream of shows us Taylor Swift videos and gives us Nutella when we’re crying after our first freshman Chem exam. CC Senior Peter Bailinson is this dream-RA. Read on for the warm, fuzzy feeing your Death-Metal-loving RA never quite gave you. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Peter Bailinson, Columbia College, East Asian […]
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PrezBo Has A New Right-Hand Man

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

In a university-wide e-mail, PrezBo has announced that Gerald Rosberg will be Columbia’s new Senior Executive Vice President starting July. Who is the Senior Executive Vice President? Well, he is replacing Robert Kasdin, who left the position to go to Johns Hopkins. Kasdin, described by many as the right hand man to PrezBo, had been […]
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Midnight Breakfast: Your Chance To Be Ben Stiller

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

We’ve all had that moment: you’re looking in the mirror, examining your bedraggled second-semester face, and you have that thought: Why don’t I look like Ben Stiller in Night at the Museum, during his prime?? Well, unfortunately, you’re stuck with that embittered mug until you die (or earn enough to get the lines etched into your […]
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Bwog In Bed: Cel(l)ebration Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Day three of Reading Week, and the livin’ is easy. Just joking, we’re all dying. Just remember: your week isn’t going as badly as Ted Cruz’s is! And you don’t even have to kill all those people–being the Zodiac Killer must be hard work… Bwogline: If you haven’t been listening to Beyonce’s Lemonade on repeat this entire […]
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Seriously Just Fill Out Your Course Evaluations Already

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Sure, when you didn’t fill out your course evals earlier tonight, we thought you were at 1020 and just couldn’t do it. Even at 3 AM, we thought, hey, maybe they’re still out trying to have a fun night, who are we to remind them about something so extraneous but simple. But it’s 5 AM […]
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You Still Haven’t Completed Your Course Evaluations

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Hey, you haven’t done your course evaluations yet. We reminded you about three hours ago, but you must not have seen it…right? You didn’t see that reminder, did you? Yeah, of course—what are we saying! You’re still at 1020, enjoying a second night off during Reading Week. That’s why we just want to remind you again […]
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Remember To Fill Out Your Course Evals

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Hey guys, we know that finals are among us and if you’re not passed out, in a booth at 1020, trying to study, or doing some mixture of the three, you should fill out your course evaluations. While the evals will appear “anonymous” to your professors, they can still read what you write. So don’t go […]
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Senior Wisdom: Marc Heinrich

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 11 Comments

USenator, Loyal Friend, and feckless comment-reader Marc Heinrich wants to endow you procrastinators with some wisdom. He talks work-life balance, leadership, and asbestos, among other topics. Check out our other wisdoms for more ruminations. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Marc Heinrich, Columbia College, Political Science & History, New York, NY Claim to fame: University Senator, AEPi […]
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Shit Our Notes Say During Reading Week

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 1 Comments

It’s Reading Week, you’re looking through your notes, and you realize much of what you scribbled down is illegible, strange, or undecipherable. Even more of it is just amusing. Below are some of your classmates’ notes, which are by turns sad, excited, mean, and strangely enough, helpful.  Life Mottos “Mitochondria Are the Powerhouse of the […]
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LectureHop: Emily Wilson On Truths, Nostos, And The Smurfette Principle

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Horror Story: I Explored Carman For The First Time

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A Close Reading Of Ke$ha Lyrics As They Reflect The Three Months She Spent At Barnard

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Columbia Buildings As Leap Years

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Bwoglines: The Mummy Returns (2001) Edition

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What Sculptures Around Campus Should Really Be Named

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On The Bodies We Bury And What They Leave Behind

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BwogBartending: How To Make An Okay Drink At A Bad College Party

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  • honestly please just bring your own booze if you care about your body
  • I hate it when people ask me to make them a drink and im like literally all I can do is make you a house pour
  • if you want a cheap wine maybe try Trader Joe's it's less gross
  • please what is the obsession Americans have with barefoot? you think that's wine
  • why do people like drinking rubbing alcohol

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